Old Dog said:It's so dry in South Dakota that:
the Baptists are starting to baptize by sprinkling.
The Methodists are giving out wet wipes.
The Presbyterians are giving out rain checks,
and the Catholics are praying for the wine to turn back into water!
Spitfire Reddie said:LOL ! Its so hot here in NC that The birds have to use potholders to pull the worms out of the ground.![]()