What Happened To Your Car?

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A man bumps into a friend and sees that his friend's car is
a total-loss and covered with leaves, grass, branches, dirt
and blood.

He asks his friend, "What happened to your car?"

"Well," the friend responds, "I ran into a lawyer."

"OK," says the man, "that explains the blood. But what
about the leaves, the grass, the branches and the dirt?"

"Well, I had to chase him all the way through the park..."
 

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that is sooooo bad :thumbsup:
 

Ahhh A lawyer joke!!

No one likes Lawyer Jokes...

Lawyers don't like em,

And no one else thinks their Jokes!
 

:laughing9: :laughing9: :laughing9:

Here is another lawyer joke.

This guy called a lawyer on the phone one day and told him he had gotten himself into some trouble. But he still
had $500.00 in the bank and asked the lawyer if he would answer two questions for the $500.00 and the lawyer
answered, "Why, sure! What is the second question?"
 

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