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[TD="width: 335"] 1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
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[TD] [FONT=&quot]2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.[/FONT]
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[TD] [FONT=&quot]3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.[/FONT]
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[TD] 4. A dog's parents never visit.
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[TD] 5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
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[TD] 6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.
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[TD] 7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
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[TD="colspan: 2"] [FONT=&quot]8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.[/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot]9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT]
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[TD] [FONT=&quot]10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.[/FONT]
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[TD] [FONT=&quot]11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.[/FONT]
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[TD] [FONT=&quot]12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.[/FONT]
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[TD] [FONT=&quot]13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.[/FONT]
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[TD="colspan: 2"] [FONT=&quot]And last, but not least:[/FONT]
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[TD] [FONT=&quot]14. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.[/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot]To test this theory:[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [FONT=&quot]Lock your wife and your dog in the garage for an[/FONT] [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]hour. Then open it and see who's happy to see you![/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT]
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Probably get in trouble for this one, but...

If you accidentally lock your dog in your car trunk for a half hour, they will be happy to see you when you open it up.
 

Someday people will be marrying thier dogs we must not be judgemental
 

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