YE, HAVE TAKEN FIRST PLACE!

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YE HAVE TAKEN FIRST PLACE

A drunken Scotsman came out of a pub,

He was feeling tired so he sat down and leaned against a tree.

While he was sleeping, three school girls in their teens

Came walking by and spotted him there, under the tree.

They began giggling and one said, I wonder if it is true

That they don't wear under garments under the kilt?

So, they raised the kilt to see and sure enough - No under garment was there.

One girl took a Blue Silk Ribbon and tied it in a Bow around the sleeping

Scotsman's manly hood, then the girls ran off laughing.

Soon, the Scotsman awoke and had to relieve himself,

When he raised the Kilt and spotted the Blue Ribbon he said,

OH LADD, I don't know where ye been or what ye been up to,

But it looks like, YE HAVE TAKEN FIRST PLACE!

 

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Re: YEA, HAVE TAKEN FIRST PLACE!

lol funny