Blond joke

DANGLANGLEY

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THE VENTRILOQUIST


A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in
a small town in ArkansasWith his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his
usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the 4th row stands on her chair
and starts shouting: "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes
you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's
hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep
women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from
reaching our full potential as a person. Because you and your kind continue to
perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general...and
all in the name of humor!!" The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize,
and the blonde yells, "You stay out of this mister!!! I'm talking to that little
$hit on your knee."
 

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DANGLANGLEY

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Before I get jumped on for posting this....... I'm a blond too >:(

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boogeyman said:
Had problems reading your post.

My blonde other half edited her resume last night. Couldn't read it due to all the white out on the screen ::) ::) ::)
If she can read through the whiteout to see this post you will probably suffer . :tongue3:
 

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truckinbutch said:
boogeyman said:
Had problems reading your post.

My blonde other half edited her resume last night. Couldn't read it due to all the white out on the screen ::) ::) ::)
If she can read through the whiteout to see this post you will probably suffer . :tongue3:
Like I'm not already... Naw not really. Without her I would've never known the refridgerator light was on. :wink:
 

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DANGLANGLEY

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boogeyman said:
Had problems reading your post.

My blonde other half edited her resume last night. Couldn't read it due to all the white out on the screen ::) ::) ::)

Good one, lol

DANGLANGLEY
 

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