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  1. #1
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    Feb 2006
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    Never Lie To Your Mother

    The lesson is NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!!!

    You don't even have to be a mother to enjoy this one...

    Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the
    meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful Brian's
    roommate, Jennifer, was. Brian's Mom had long been suspicious of a
    relationship between Brian and Jennifer, and this had only made her
    more curious.

    Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she
    again started to wonder if there was more between Brian and Jennifer than
    met the eye.

    Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, 'I know what you must
    be thinking, but I assure you Jennifer and I are just roommates.'

    About a week later , Jennifer came to Brian saying, 'Ever since your
    mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
    gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?'

    Brian said, 'Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be
    sure. So he sat down and wrote:
    __________________________________________________ _________________


    Dear Mom,

    I'm not saying that you 'did' take the gravy ladle from the house,
    I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the gravy ladle.

    But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were
    here for dinner.

    Love, Brian
    __________________________________________________ _________________


    Several days later, Brian received an email back from his mother that
    read:
    __________________________________________________ _________________


    Dear Son,

    I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Jennifer. I'm not
    saying that you do not sleep with Jennifer.

    But the fact remains that if Jennifer is sleeping in her own bed, she
    would have found the gravy ladle by now.

    Love, Mom

    AMEN!!




    The more one learns the more he understands his ignorance. I am simply an ignor ant man trying to lessen his ignorance
    Those with the most birthdays live the longest

  2. #2
    us
    Oct 2008
    Tulsa, OK
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    Re: Never Lie To Your Mother

    lol thats a good one.
    Purveyor of fine rusted iron, aluminum cans, and pull tabs since 1995!

  3. #3
    us
    May 2007
    Western Colorado
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    Re: Never Lie To Your Mother

    Mom sounds like someone I know.

    LOL
    Thom
    "Everybody dies"
    "But not everybody lives."

  4. #4
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    Re: Never Lie To Your Mother

    It proves that you can't often fool Moms, they know us better than we know ourselves.
    Moms are the heart of the family & I'm proud enough & man enough to readily admit
    that I was proud to be a Mama's boy. And if she was still here, I'd let her know that
    every single day.
    The Truth is Always Politically Incorrect

  5. #5
    us
    May 2007
    Western Colorado
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    Re: Never Lie To Your Mother

    Quote Originally Posted by Tubecity
    It proves that you can't often fool Moms, they know us better than we know ourselves.
    Moms are the heart of the family & I'm proud enough & man enough to readily admit
    that I was proud to be a Mama's boy. And if she was still here, I'd let her know that
    every single day.
    Butch,
    I worry about mine a lot,
    She had a serious stroke just before Christmas.
    Yeah,
    I'm a Momma's boy too.

    Thom
    "Everybody dies"
    "But not everybody lives."

  6. #6
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    Re: Never Lie To Your Mother

    I pray all turns out well, at times it does. I know the feeling .
    Best to your Mom & to you & yours.

    Butch
    The Truth is Always Politically Incorrect

 

 

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