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Oct 27, 2009, 04:55 PM
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 MR.
Why Helen Keller's dog commit suicide
Why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide?
It couldn't live with the name "aaaoouuueuuueaaoaa" any longer.
The more one learns the more he understands his ignorance. I am simply an ignor ant man trying to lessen his ignorance Those with the most birthdays live the longest
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Nov 07, 2009, 12:51 AM
#2
Re: Why Helen Keller's dog commit suicide
Why were Helen Keller's socks yellow?
Because her dog was blind too.
You can't scare me. I've been married. Twice!
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Nov 07, 2009, 02:05 PM
#3
MR.
Re: Why Helen Keller's dog commit suicide
The more one learns the more he understands his ignorance. I am simply an ignor ant man trying to lessen his ignorance Those with the most birthdays live the longest
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Nov 07, 2009, 04:18 PM
#4
Re: Why Helen Keller's dog commit suicide
How do you suprise Helen Keller?
Leave the plunger in the toilet.
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Nov 07, 2009, 04:33 PM
#5
Re: Why Helen Keller's dog commit suicide
I'll respond to this post later..... I just got my braille copy of Playboy, need to clear off 3.5' of bookshelf.
I know it's here, just need a bigger coil!
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Nov 07, 2009, 06:26 PM
#6
MR.
Re: Why Helen Keller's dog commit suicide
Watch out for the staple 
The more one learns the more he understands his ignorance. I am simply an ignor ant man trying to lessen his ignorance Those with the most birthdays live the longest
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Nov 07, 2009, 08:38 PM
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Re: Why Helen Keller's dog commit suicide
Are those staples?!?!?! 
I know it's here, just need a bigger coil!
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Nov 07, 2009, 10:00 PM
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Re: Why Helen Keller's dog commit suicide
How did Helen Keller burn off her right ear?
She answered the iron.
How did she burn off her left ear?
They called back.
You can't scare me. I've been married. Twice!
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Nov 07, 2009, 10:03 PM
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Re: Why Helen Keller's dog commit suicide
What did Helen Keller do when she fell down a well?
She screamed her hands off.
You can't scare me. I've been married. Twice!
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Nov 08, 2009, 03:11 PM
#10
MR.
Re: Why Helen Keller's dog commit suicide
Heard about the Helen Keller doll...wind it up and watch it walk into a wall 
The more one learns the more he understands his ignorance. I am simply an ignor ant man trying to lessen his ignorance Those with the most birthdays live the longest
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Jan 19, 2010, 01:05 PM
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Re: Why Helen Keller's dog commit suicide
Why were her kids blind also?
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She feed them with a fork
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Jan 19, 2010, 01:37 PM
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Re: Why Helen Keller's dog commit suicide
got a good belly laugh outta that one!!
To dig or not to dig.....that is the question!!
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Jan 19, 2010, 01:43 PM
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da book worm--researcher
Re: Why Helen Keller's dog commit suicide
how was helen heller punished when she was bad ? -- she was made to read the "waffle" iron while hot.
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Jan 19, 2010, 04:40 PM
#14
Re: Why Helen Keller's dog commit suicide
Helen Keller went skydiving.
How could she tell she was about to hit the ground?
The leash went slack.
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Jan 19, 2010, 05:05 PM
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MR.
Re: Why Helen Keller's dog commit suicide
One day Helen Keller went into a Department Store and began swing her dog around by his leash...
A clerk asked her what she was doing...and she replied that she was just looking around.
The more one learns the more he understands his ignorance. I am simply an ignor ant man trying to lessen his ignorance Those with the most birthdays live the longest
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