Kantuckkeean
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I've been reading the jokes for a bit and thought it was time to share one.
Tragically, three nuns died in a traffic accident and arrived at the pearly gates where they met St. Peter. St. Peter told them that to get into Heaven, they must correctly answer a question of religious nature. He asked them if they were prepared, and all three, in perfect unison confidently said "yes". "Very well" replied St. Peter. He asked the first nun: "Who was the first man on earth?" The first nun replied: "Oh, that's an easy one, Adam." Bells rang, the gates opened, people cheered, and she entered Heaven. To the second one, St. Peter asked: "Who was the first woman on earth?" She replied, "Oh, that's an easy one too, Eve." Bells rang, the gates opened, people cheered, and she entered the great kingdom of Heaven. To the third nun, St. Peter asked: "What were Eve's first words?" The nun said, "Oh, that's a hard one." Bells rang, the gates opened...
Tragically, three nuns died in a traffic accident and arrived at the pearly gates where they met St. Peter. St. Peter told them that to get into Heaven, they must correctly answer a question of religious nature. He asked them if they were prepared, and all three, in perfect unison confidently said "yes". "Very well" replied St. Peter. He asked the first nun: "Who was the first man on earth?" The first nun replied: "Oh, that's an easy one, Adam." Bells rang, the gates opened, people cheered, and she entered Heaven. To the second one, St. Peter asked: "Who was the first woman on earth?" She replied, "Oh, that's an easy one too, Eve." Bells rang, the gates opened, people cheered, and she entered the great kingdom of Heaven. To the third nun, St. Peter asked: "What were Eve's first words?" The nun said, "Oh, that's a hard one." Bells rang, the gates opened...
