Mighty AP
Silver Member
- Mar 7, 2006
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A farmer who had entered the Biggest Pig contest at the county fair & lost 5 years in a row had had enough! He took his best hog & a big hammer & drove a cork into his butt, betting that the pig would grow to an enormous size. He was right, every day the pig grew bigger & bigger until with 1 day until the contest he was sure that he would finally win 1st prize. He took him to the fair & easily won, setting a new record, the news crews from every station in the state showed up for a story. As he was bragging & showboating on live television a monkey that had escaped from a nearby exhibit ran up to the pig, grabbed the cork with both hands & gave it a big pull.............BOOOOOM!!!
The reporters immediately began conducting interviews.
"Excuse me sir! What did you see?".........."I heard a very loud explosion, turned around & saw pig crap flying EVERYWHERE!!!"
"M'am...........can you tell us what you saw?"............I heard what sounded like a cannon goin off, then there was pig poop all over, it was terrible!"
"Sir, how bout you? Please tell us what you saw!"................"Dont know bout anybody else but all I saw was that poor monkey tryin' to shove the cork back in that pigs a$$!!!"
The reporters immediately began conducting interviews.
"Excuse me sir! What did you see?".........."I heard a very loud explosion, turned around & saw pig crap flying EVERYWHERE!!!"
"M'am...........can you tell us what you saw?"............I heard what sounded like a cannon goin off, then there was pig poop all over, it was terrible!"
"Sir, how bout you? Please tell us what you saw!"................"Dont know bout anybody else but all I saw was that poor monkey tryin' to shove the cork back in that pigs a$$!!!"
i wonder if the monkey wore goggles 
