pat-tekker-cat
Gold Member
I loved this joke forever. I did clean it up for ya'll.
Blind man goes around to lumber yards, making bets, he knows his woods.
Shows up at lumber yard, one day, tells owner, "You can blindfold me, if needed, I'll identify any piece of wood you lay down there, for the right price".
The owner is game, they blindfold him, brought out pine, laid it down. The blind man sniffed, said, "Roll it over", sniffed again, said, "That's pine"! (easy one right)
So they bring out a piece of hickory wood, lay it down, blind man smells, says, "roll it over", sniffed again, said. "That's hickory".
The owner sees the blind man is getting the best of them, so he tells one of the workers, "Go inside and get my secretary". They do, and lay her down for the blind man to "smell"
Blind man says, "Roll it over", sniffed again, said, "roll it over again", sniffed again and declares,
"I ain't too sure what kinda wood that is, but, it smells like the poop-house door off the shrimp boat"!
Blind man goes around to lumber yards, making bets, he knows his woods.
Shows up at lumber yard, one day, tells owner, "You can blindfold me, if needed, I'll identify any piece of wood you lay down there, for the right price".
The owner is game, they blindfold him, brought out pine, laid it down. The blind man sniffed, said, "Roll it over", sniffed again, said, "That's pine"! (easy one right)
So they bring out a piece of hickory wood, lay it down, blind man smells, says, "roll it over", sniffed again, said. "That's hickory".
The owner sees the blind man is getting the best of them, so he tells one of the workers, "Go inside and get my secretary". They do, and lay her down for the blind man to "smell"
Blind man says, "Roll it over", sniffed again, said, "roll it over again", sniffed again and declares,
"I ain't too sure what kinda wood that is, but, it smells like the poop-house door off the shrimp boat"!
