warsawdaddy
Gold Member
The bass boat
A good ole Georgia boy won a bass boat in a raffle drawing. He
brought it home and his wife looks at him and says, "What the hell you
gonna do with that. There ain't no water deep enough to float a boat
within 75 miles of here. " He says, "I won it and I'm a gonna keep it."
His brother came over to visit several days later. He sees the wife and
asks where his brother is. She says, "He's out there in his bass boat",
pointing to the field behind the house. The brother heads out behind the
house and sees his brother sitting in a bass boat with a fishing rod in
his hand down in the middle of a big field. He yells out to him, "What
the hell are you doing?" His brother replies, "I'm fishin. What the hell
does it look like I'm a doing." His brother yells back, "It's people
like you that give people from Georgia a bad name, makin' everybody
think we are stupid. If I could swim, I'd come out there and kick your
ass."
A good ole Georgia boy won a bass boat in a raffle drawing. He
brought it home and his wife looks at him and says, "What the hell you
gonna do with that. There ain't no water deep enough to float a boat
within 75 miles of here. " He says, "I won it and I'm a gonna keep it."
His brother came over to visit several days later. He sees the wife and
asks where his brother is. She says, "He's out there in his bass boat",
pointing to the field behind the house. The brother heads out behind the
house and sees his brother sitting in a bass boat with a fishing rod in
his hand down in the middle of a big field. He yells out to him, "What
the hell are you doing?" His brother replies, "I'm fishin. What the hell
does it look like I'm a doing." His brother yells back, "It's people
like you that give people from Georgia a bad name, makin' everybody
think we are stupid. If I could swim, I'd come out there and kick your
ass."
Thats good, problem being, you left out part of the story. You forgot to mention about his cousin from Missouri out behind the boat yelling at the boy to stop fishing because he was ready to ski! 
