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    us
    Nov 2007
    Port Huron, Mi.
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    For all of us with grandkids.....and those who don't

    A grandmother was telling her little granddaughter whather own childhood was like, "We used to skate outside on
    a pond, ihad a swing made from a tire; it hung from a tree in our yard. We rode our pony. Wepicked wild raspberries
    in the woods." The little girl was wide-eyed, taking this all in. At last she said, " Boy! I sure wish I'd gotten
    to know you sooner!"

    A second grader came home from school and said to her grandmother, " Grandma, guess what? We learned how to make
    babies today." The grandmother, more than a little surprised, tried to keep her cool. "That's interesting," she
    said, "How do you make babies?" "It's simple," replied the girl, "You just change the y to i and add es."


    A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a firetruck zoomed past.
    Sitting in the front seat of the truck was a Dalmation dog. The children started discussing the dog's duties. "They
    use him to keep crowds back," said one child. "No,said another, "He's just for good luck. A third child brought the
    argument to a close "They use the dogs," she said firmly, "to find the fire hydrants..."
    Aspire to inspire before you expire

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    us
    Aug 2007
    East Tennessee
    Garrett Ace 250
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    Re: For all of us with grandkids.....and those who don't

    LOL, out of the mouths of babes...

    Georgiaflutterby
    Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege ... Unknown

 

 

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