Ray S ECenFL
Silver Member
1. The nicest thing about the future is that it always starts
> >> tomorrow.
> >> 2. Money will buy a fine dog, but only kindness will make him wag
> >> his tail.
> >> 3. If you don't have a sense of humor, you probably don't have any
> >> sense at all.
> >> 4. Seat belts are not as confining as wheelchairs.
> >> 5. A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.
> >> 6. How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of
> >> the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?
> >> 7. Business conventions are important because they demonstrate how
> >> many people a company can operate without.
> >> 8. Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone
> >> else looks?
> >> 9. Scratch a cat and you will have a permanent job.
> >> 10. No one has more driving ambition than the boy who wants to buy
> >> a car.
> >> 11. There are no new sins; the old ones just get more publicity.
> >> 12. There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number
> >> at 4 AM. It could be a right number.
> >> 13. No one ever says "It's only a game" when their team is winning.
> >> 14. I've reached the age where the happy hour is a nap.
> >> 15. Be careful reading the fine print. There's no way you're going
> >> to like it.
> >> 16. The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the
> >> same size bucket.
> >> 17. Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have thousands of
> >> old ladies running around with tattoos? (And rap music will be the
> >> Golden Oldies ! )
> >> 18. Money can't buy happiness -- but somehow it's more comfortable
> >> to cry in a Corvette than in a Yugo.
> >> 19. After 50, if you don't wake up aching in every joint, you are
> >> probably dead!!
> >>
> >> 20. Always be yourself. Because the people who matter, don't mind.
> >> And the ones who mind, don't matter.
> >> tomorrow.
> >> 2. Money will buy a fine dog, but only kindness will make him wag
> >> his tail.
> >> 3. If you don't have a sense of humor, you probably don't have any
> >> sense at all.
> >> 4. Seat belts are not as confining as wheelchairs.
> >> 5. A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.
> >> 6. How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of
> >> the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?
> >> 7. Business conventions are important because they demonstrate how
> >> many people a company can operate without.
> >> 8. Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone
> >> else looks?
> >> 9. Scratch a cat and you will have a permanent job.
> >> 10. No one has more driving ambition than the boy who wants to buy
> >> a car.
> >> 11. There are no new sins; the old ones just get more publicity.
> >> 12. There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number
> >> at 4 AM. It could be a right number.
> >> 13. No one ever says "It's only a game" when their team is winning.
> >> 14. I've reached the age where the happy hour is a nap.
> >> 15. Be careful reading the fine print. There's no way you're going
> >> to like it.
> >> 16. The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the
> >> same size bucket.
> >> 17. Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have thousands of
> >> old ladies running around with tattoos? (And rap music will be the
> >> Golden Oldies ! )
> >> 18. Money can't buy happiness -- but somehow it's more comfortable
> >> to cry in a Corvette than in a Yugo.
> >> 19. After 50, if you don't wake up aching in every joint, you are
> >> probably dead!!
> >>
> >> 20. Always be yourself. Because the people who matter, don't mind.
> >> And the ones who mind, don't matter.
