Ray S S
Silver Member
Here's one we got in a e-mail this morning.
I stopped at a florist shop to pick up some roses for my wife. As the clerk was putting the finishing touches
on the bouquet, a young man burst through the door, breathlessly requesting a dozen roses.
"I am sorry," the clerk said. "This man just ordered our last bunch."
The desperate customer turned to me and begged, "May I please have those roses?"
"What happened?" I asked. "Did you forget your wedding anniversary?"
"It's even worse than that." he confided. "I crashed my wife's hard drive."
I stopped at a florist shop to pick up some roses for my wife. As the clerk was putting the finishing touches
on the bouquet, a young man burst through the door, breathlessly requesting a dozen roses.
"I am sorry," the clerk said. "This man just ordered our last bunch."
The desperate customer turned to me and begged, "May I please have those roses?"
"What happened?" I asked. "Did you forget your wedding anniversary?"
"It's even worse than that." he confided. "I crashed my wife's hard drive."
