50 bucks

[Ray S ECenFL]

A man is sitting in a bar when a beautiful woman walks up and whispers in his ear, "I'll do anything you want for 50 bucks."

He puts his drink down and starts going through his pockets. He pulls out a ten, two five's, a twenty and ten ones.

He thrusts the wadded up money into the woman's hand and says, "Here...paint my house."

 

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[Old Dog]

Now that's some quick thinking !

 

[truckinbutch]

I need an old chevy small block rebuilt, does that 50.00 cover parts and labor too ?

Careful what you ask for.Ron Faber ,a friend of mine,was the drummer in a popular '60's band The Bonnevilles.
He had a pristine '68 Bonneville that he sported at the local bars.Got the $50 offer from a gal one afternoon and sent her to wash his car while he stayed to drink with us.
She was blonde and he was stupid.She came back 2 hours later so proud of the thorough job she had done.
She was so meticulous that she had scrubbed all the paintwork with a Brillo pad to get it perfectly clean........

 

[crazyjarhead]

That's a good one, although most homes nowadays don't get painted anymore due to sidding, etc. But I remember as a kid paniting our house with my brothers and I think it took a long time

 

[boogeyman]

That's a good one, although most homes nowadays don't get painted anymore due to sidding, etc. But I remember as a kid paniting our house with my brothers and I think it took a long time

Ya think it took a long time? If you can't remember how long it took & your arms didn't feel like they were going fall off at the shoulders, you didn't do it right Grandpa always asked if your arms hurt. If you said no. Yup you guessed it! You didn't do it right.