Ray S S
Silver Member
A blonde pushes her little Honda into a gas station. She tells the mechanic,"It
died." After he works on it for a few minutes, it's idling smoothly.
"What's the story?" she asks.
He replies, "just crap in the carburator."
To which she asks, "How often do I have to do that?"
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A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he can
see her license.
She replies in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just
yesterday, you take away my license, then today you expect me to show it
to you!"
died." After he works on it for a few minutes, it's idling smoothly.
"What's the story?" she asks.
He replies, "just crap in the carburator."
To which she asks, "How often do I have to do that?"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he can
see her license.
She replies in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just
yesterday, you take away my license, then today you expect me to show it
to you!"
