Colonial KirkPA
Silver Member
Hey, dudes, the newly-improved dude, KirkPA, had the inkling to go out for some trrrrreasure hunting today. I was walking around the house, at around 5 p.m., looking at numerous trinkets on the shelves and musing about this addictive hobby. At one point, while wandering aimlessly through the dwelling, I looked over at my honey...my datecta. SHE was gazing at me with all of her amazing controls, such as ground balance, threshold, gain control, coin-check mode, etc. At that moment, I gave her one of the KirkPA sexy winks...it looked kind of like this...
. Then, I 
my dainty, yet strong hand and blew it her way. I think I put out the perfect vibe because she stated, "Come here, baby, and take me somewhere." Now, before any of you dudes jump to any conclusions about my datecta's insinuation, I will set the record straight. She meant, "Take me out into the field for some relic hunting." So, after walking over to her in an overly-exaggerated "cool dude" fashion, I turned her on and did a battery check. My words, after the turning on, "Darn, baby, you are at a 68 VDI battery check level. That will only be good for a half hour. But, baby, any time spent with you is time that I will cherish. So, honey dearest, I will take you to a park that I think you will love. My goal is to have your fuel cells run dead. I don't even have to find anything. Just be my lovely, sexy date tonight. Can you do that, sweets?" She stated, "Anything for you Kirkie Pooh!"
Kirk the Dude then decided to get around for his big date. But, then I forgot about somethings. Those somethings were...one, Zoy had his car, so I couldn't drive that. Two, my car was super low on that gas stuff to the point that my analog meter gas guage was due to snap. Lastly, Paco the Dude was busy with his daughter's soccer practice. So, I had no way of getting to my destination: old park. Then, one idea came to my mind, "I am going to take the bus!"
So, I snapped my pouch around my waist, put my detector on my shoulder, and walked to the nearest bus stop. Upon arriving, I noticed a few of the bus stoppers checking out my datecta, so I asked them, "Have you ever considered the sport of metal detecting?" They ignored me. At that moment, I ignored they, too. hahaha After being at the bus stop for about 10 minutes, the big blue thing was speeding to our area...once it halted, I climbed aboard and paid my fee. I smiled at the lovely bus driver, who was a woman, and walked to the back of the bus while acting cool the entire time. I bet some of the attendees thought I was full of it.
The ride was going to be about 15 minutes, so I sat in my seat and waited for my destination stop. I acted quite proper at this moment because, you know, dudes, I had to be a good ambassador for the sport. At each bus stop, more and more bus dudes crowded the seats. At those moments, I sang the lyrics to this great parody, while the entire time I performed the same face attacks that this dude makes: . After singing it about 5 times...at each next pick-up stop...I noticed that my journey was coming to an end....so, I reached up and rang the bell...ding, ding, ding...those "dings" were insinuating my intention for the bus driver to halt the bus....well, she did, and KirkPA stood up, slung his datecta over his shoulder, and pranced down the aisle until he got to the door. While leaving, I looked back and stated, "Have a good day, ma'am."
Well, while datectin' in the park, I didn't get too much, but wads of gaarrrrrbaggeee. In about a half hour, my batteries went dead. Then, another thought came to my genius of a mind, "Hmmm....now, dude, how will you get back home?" I decided to give Zoy a call on the cell, "Dude, I'm in a park with my detector, will you come to get me?" Well, he did come, so I loaded up my trusty Pro XL and off we went.
Dudes, now, I don't want you to think that this is my style of hunting. I just wanted to run my batteries down, so I can start out fresh for my next big trip....this Sundee. All in all, I enjoyed myself...I got to understand my babe at a deeper level, kind of like those romantic nights of cuddling with your special woman.
Until next time, dudes, I sign thyself off in the name of my White's detector!
KirkPA
. Then, I my dainty, yet strong hand and blew it her way. I think I put out the perfect vibe because she stated, "Come here, baby, and take me somewhere." Now, before any of you dudes jump to any conclusions about my datecta's insinuation, I will set the record straight. She meant, "Take me out into the field for some relic hunting." So, after walking over to her in an overly-exaggerated "cool dude" fashion, I turned her on and did a battery check. My words, after the turning on, "Darn, baby, you are at a 68 VDI battery check level. That will only be good for a half hour. But, baby, any time spent with you is time that I will cherish. So, honey dearest, I will take you to a park that I think you will love. My goal is to have your fuel cells run dead. I don't even have to find anything. Just be my lovely, sexy date tonight. Can you do that, sweets?" She stated, "Anything for you Kirkie Pooh!" Kirk the Dude then decided to get around for his big date. But, then I forgot about somethings. Those somethings were...one, Zoy had his car, so I couldn't drive that. Two, my car was super low on that gas stuff to the point that my analog meter gas guage was due to snap. Lastly, Paco the Dude was busy with his daughter's soccer practice. So, I had no way of getting to my destination: old park. Then, one idea came to my mind, "I am going to take the bus!"
So, I snapped my pouch around my waist, put my detector on my shoulder, and walked to the nearest bus stop. Upon arriving, I noticed a few of the bus stoppers checking out my datecta, so I asked them, "Have you ever considered the sport of metal detecting?" They ignored me. At that moment, I ignored they, too. hahaha After being at the bus stop for about 10 minutes, the big blue thing was speeding to our area...once it halted, I climbed aboard and paid my fee. I smiled at the lovely bus driver, who was a woman, and walked to the back of the bus while acting cool the entire time. I bet some of the attendees thought I was full of it.
The ride was going to be about 15 minutes, so I sat in my seat and waited for my destination stop. I acted quite proper at this moment because, you know, dudes, I had to be a good ambassador for the sport. At each bus stop, more and more bus dudes crowded the seats. At those moments, I sang the lyrics to this great parody, while the entire time I performed the same face attacks that this dude makes: . After singing it about 5 times...at each next pick-up stop...I noticed that my journey was coming to an end....so, I reached up and rang the bell...ding, ding, ding...those "dings" were insinuating my intention for the bus driver to halt the bus....well, she did, and KirkPA stood up, slung his datecta over his shoulder, and pranced down the aisle until he got to the door. While leaving, I looked back and stated, "Have a good day, ma'am."
Well, while datectin' in the park, I didn't get too much, but wads of gaarrrrrbaggeee. In about a half hour, my batteries went dead. Then, another thought came to my genius of a mind, "Hmmm....now, dude, how will you get back home?" I decided to give Zoy a call on the cell, "Dude, I'm in a park with my detector, will you come to get me?" Well, he did come, so I loaded up my trusty Pro XL and off we went.
Dudes, now, I don't want you to think that this is my style of hunting. I just wanted to run my batteries down, so I can start out fresh for my next big trip....this Sundee. All in all, I enjoyed myself...I got to understand my babe at a deeper level, kind of like those romantic nights of cuddling with your special woman.
Until next time, dudes, I sign thyself off in the name of my White's detector!
KirkPA
