A gun is like a parachute......

[worldtalker]

If you ever need one,and don't have one,you'll probably never need one again! GodBless Chris

 

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[onfire]

One nite after bot of heaving drinking we end up in a place were the guy said put this on. puzzled I ashed why he said you joined the parachute club. I said "WHAT!" I thought you said the prostitute club I bought a hundred jumps.

 

[truckinbutch]

If you ever need one,and don't have one,you'll probably never need one again! GodBless Chris

And folks should never forget that .

 

[Crispin]

A gun is like a doctor...

If you ever need one, and don't have one, you'll probably never need one again.

Crispin

 

[littleredhen]

A gun is like a doctor...

If you ever need one, and don't have one, you'll probably never need one again.

Crispin

And a poor choice in either can backfire?

 

[bill from lachine]

Crispin,

Good analogy but since a doctor practices we have to hope the doctor one chooses has had a lot of practice....but I think I've found the answer...it'll be included in my views on worldtalkers post...

Regards + HH

Bill

A gun is like a doctor...

If you ever need one, and don't have one, you'll probably never need one again.

Crispin

 

[bill from lachine]

worldtalker,

I think I have the solution to the dilemma...I don't have a gun.....but the bad guy breaks into my house.....I quietly direct him to where the goodies are hidden....quietly poor myself a good single malt such as MacCallan's 12 year old and have a few sips....

When the bad guy comes upstairs from the basement with his goodies....I bop him on the head with my detector and take my stuff back...shoot him in the leg with his own gun and phone an emergency number for medical assistance....if the treating physician does a good job....bingo.....

I've save myself the trouble of having a gun and found a good doctor to boot....I wish all the problems on TNet were this easy to solve....now you have to admit....this answer deserves a hit on the like button...lol.

Now just to amuse myself me thinks I'll go and toy with Einstein's theory of relativity..ie; E= MC2 and see if I can add a few refinements to it....it helps with the boredom.

Regards + HH

Bill

If you ever need one,and don't have one,you'll probably never need one again! GodBless Chris

 

[Red James Cash]

When the bad guy comes upstairs from the basement with his goodies....I bop him on the head with my detector and take my stuff back...shoot him in the leg with his own gun and phone an emergency number for medical assistance....if the treating physician does a good job....bingo.....

What makes you think that he wont blow your brains out before going down the stairs.

 

[bill from lachine]

Red,

You're assuming again....who said I had brains....if I did do you think I'd be posting on these stupid threads....lol.

What makes you think that he wont blow your brains out before going down the stairs.

 

[GrizLeeBear]

worldtalker,

I think I have the solution to the dilemma...I don't have a gun.....but the bad guy breaks into my house.....I quietly direct him to where the goodies are hidden....quietly poor myself a good single malt such as MacCallan's 12 year old and have a few sips....

When the bad guy comes upstairs from the basement with his goodies....I bop him on the head with my detector and take my stuff back...shoot him in the leg with his own gun and phone an emergency number for medical assistance....if the treating physician does a good job....bingo.....

I've save myself the trouble of having a gun and found a good doctor to boot....I wish all the problems on TNet were this easy to solve....now you have to admit....this answer deserves a hit on the like button...lol.

Now just to amuse myself me thinks I'll go and toy with Einstein's theory of relativity..ie; E= MC2 and see if I can add a few refinements to it....it helps with the boredom.

Regards + HH

Bill

While waiting on the EMT's to arrive, check his pulse, at the throat, both sides, very tightly for three to five minutes...just to be sure.

 

[Red James Cash]

You're assuming again....who said I had brains....if I did do you think I'd be posting on these stupid threads....lol.

Nah,you have to have something between your ears,its a gimme.No brains = no motor functions.Having smarts is a different story.Maybe you post out of instinct.

 

[onfire]

worldtalker,

I think I have the solution to the dilemma...I don't have a gun.....but the bad guy breaks into my house.....I quietly direct him to where the goodies are hidden....quietly poor myself a good single malt such as MacCallan's 12 year old and have a few sips....

When the bad guy comes upstairs from the basement with his goodies....I bop him on the head with my detector and take my stuff back...shoot him in the leg with his own gun and phone an emergency number for medical assistance....if the treating physician does a good job....bingo.....

I've save myself the trouble of having a gun and found a good doctor to boot....I wish all the problems on TNet were this easy to solve....now you have to admit....this answer deserves a hit on the like button...lol.

Now just to amuse myself me thinks I'll go and toy with Einstein's theory of relativity..ie; E= MC2 and see if I can add a few refinements to it....it helps with the boredom.

Regards + HH

Bill

Bill you left a few things out. after shooting a intruder there can only be one story. In the 911 call always explain you are the shooter and you feared for your life. Meet the police with your hands in plain site. and finally and polity tell them you will corporate completely after you seek legal advice.

 

[dieselram94]

Best to have 911 on the phone listening to the confrontation take place.....

 

[bill from lachine]

Griz,

LOL....yeah that would work to....

Regards + HH

Bill

While waiting on the EMT's to arrive, check his pulse, at the throat, both sides, very tightly for three to five minutes...just to be sure.

 

[pong12211]

Nice post.. Yeah gun and parchutes is a great comparision.. A misfire with either one could surely ruin your day..