LadyDigger
Bronze Member
(Hope this one is ok to post...if not...delete.)
Took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. We decided to
grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting
next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green,
red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look
and find him staring every time.
When the teenager finally had enough, he sarcastically asked, 'what's the
matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?'
Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his
response; knowing he would have a good one. And in classic style he did not
bat an eye in his response.
'Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were
my son.'
Took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. We decided to
grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting
next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green,
red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look
and find him staring every time.
When the teenager finally had enough, he sarcastically asked, 'what's the
matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?'
Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his
response; knowing he would have a good one. And in classic style he did not
bat an eye in his response.
'Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were
my son.'
