Administration follies

FCCDFEd

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Administration Follies

AND THESE PEOPLE ARE RUNNING THE COUNTRY??

For those who have never traveled to the great West, cattle guards are horizontal steel rails placed at fence openings on highways to prevent cattle from crossing. For some reason the bovines will not step on the guards, probably because they fear getting their feet caught between the rails. We need to make that clear in order for everyone to appreciate the following story.

President Obama received a report that there were over 100,000 cattle guards in Colorado. Because Colorado ranchers protested his proposed changes in grazing policies; he ordered Secretary of Interior Ken Salazar to fire half of the guards immediately.

Before Salazar could respond, and presumably straighten him out, California's congresswoman Nancy Pelosi intervened with a request that before any were fired they be given six months of retraining.
 

spartacus53

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I guess the next step is to get rid of all the window guards in high rise apartments. I know for a fact that there are probably hundreds of thousands in the US. :laughing9:
 

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What's next? Sneeze guards? There are milliions of them out there.
 

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Now we know why Guam may tip over ::)

These idiots are drinking out of the same water fountain
 

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It's funny how this story started with Clinton back in 1995. It seems to resurface only when Democrats are in the white house. I would have thought that it would have been even funny with Bush as the one being lampooned. :P

http://www.snopes.com/politics/humor/cattleguards.asp
 

spartacus53

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stefen said:
Now we know why Guam may tip over ::)

These idiots are drinking out of the same water fountain

Unfortunately the Guam thing isn't a joke :laughing9:
 

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