Another Dumb Blond Joke

[stefen]

Two blondes were sipping their Starbucks when a truck
went past loaded up with rolls of sod.

"I'm going to do that when I win the lottery," announced Blonde #1

"Do what?" asked Blonde #2.

"Send my lawn out to be mowed."

 

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[Lady Liberty]

Love dumb blond jokes. Keep them coming.

 

[Chug And Red]

I love them too, got any more Stefan, please, please, pretty please!!! Red

 

[stefen]

Like a good wine, posting blond jokes takes time to mature and to get a good head

 

[Tank69]

Just remember kids .....not all dumbs are blonde ....................lol

 

[stefen]

Just remember kids .....not all dumbs are blonde ....................lol

 

[Jeffro]

So this Blonde cop pulls over a woman speeding. Cop says "Let me see your I.D." and the speeder promptly hands over a compact. The Blonde cop opens it up, takes one look in the mirror and says "Oh I didn't know you were a cop, go on your way".......

 

[aa battery]

stop talking about my wife

 

[stefen]

stop talking about my wife

We're talking about your girl friend....jeez

 

[aa battery]

stop talking about my wife

We're talking about your girl friend....jeez

ok then fine

 

[stefen]

By the way how's the leg doing? The left one that is

Not leaving you any openings

 

[aa battery]

By the way how's the leg doing? The left one that is

Not leaving you any openings

doin better for now thanks

 

[spartacus53]

FINALLY...THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde.

The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. "What does it look like?" she finally asked.

The policewoman replied, "It's square and it has your picture on it."

The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman.

"Here it is," she said. The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop."


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