Are you a Democrat, a Republican or a Redneck?

[savant365]

Are you a Democrat,
>> A Republican , or A Redneck
>>
>> Here is a little test that will help you decide...
>>
>>
>> You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two
>> small children. Suddenly, a terrorist with a huge
>> knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams
>> obscenities, raises the knife, and charges at
>> you.
>>
>> You are carrying a Glock 40, and you are an expert shot.
>> You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
>>
>> What do you do?
>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>>
>> Democrat's Answer
>>
>> Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
>>
>> Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?
>>
>> Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to
>> attack?
>>
>> Could we run away?
>>
>> What does my wife think? What about the kids?
>>
>> Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife
>> out of his hand?
>>
>> What does the law say about this situation?
>>
>> Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?
>>
>> Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of
>> message
>> does this send to society and to my children?
>>
>> Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
>>
>> Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content
>> just
>> to wound me?
>>
>> If I were to grab his knees and hold on , could my family get
>> away while he was stabbing me?
>>
>> Should I call 9-1-1 ?
>>
>> Why is this street so deserted?
>> We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make
>> this
>> a happier, healthier street that would discourage such
>> behavior.
>>
>> This is all so confusing!
>>
>> I need to discuss with some friends over a latte and try to
>> come to a consensus.
>>
>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>>
>> Republican's Answer:
>>
>> BANG!!!
>>
>>
>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>>
>> Redneck's Answer:
>>
>> BANG! BANG! BANG ! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
>> Click....
>> (sounds of reloading)
>>
>> BANG! BANG! BANG ! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click
>>
>> Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester
>> Silver Tips or Hollow Points?'
>>
>> Son: 'You got him, Dad! Can I shoot the next
>> one??Huh.....CAN I?'
>>
>> Wife: 'You are NOT taking that to the taxidermist.'
>>

 

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[stefen]

Obviously a Republican...

 

[Dignitup]

I guess you could say id go either way Republican or redneck. No Really it wouldn't matter what u call me if someones coming at me or any member of my family with a knife bang bang bang bang!!!!!!!



P.S. Bang Bang Bang Bang

 

[Kentucky Kache]

I was raised republican, but I've since switched over to redneck.

 

[Smee]

Obviously a Republican...

Libertarian.

 

[Old Dog]

Good for you Smee,
That makes two of us.

Thom
OD

 

[Tubecity]

How about a Republi-neck ?

TT, that is one fine shotgun, reminds me the 1970's Streetsweeper
brought into the 21st century. I'd spend so much money on shells
I'd have to join S.A.,--shotgunners annonymus.

 

[jeff of pa]

Well First Off I got a Gun
He only has a Knife

I'd Point the Gun & Crack up Laughing as he would Most
Likely Freeze & Wet the Ground.

And if he Keeps Coming shoot him in the Leg.

I Don't Kill human beings.

So What Am I ?


Funny But true Post though.

 

[Old Dog]

Jeff,

The sad thing about just wounding the jerk, is that some ambulance chaser will convince him he has a case and the punk will tie you up in court trying to sue you for wrongful injuryand assult.
No my friend,

Much beter to just kill the guy outright and not have the headache.

Thom

 

[ivan salis]

ah its eazy knee cap left --knee cap right --- elbow right -- elbow left then two in the chest and one in the head --- thats why a colt 45 holds seven rounds . I'm a independant .

 

[ivan salis]

no I'm just a very good shot. -- very little thought to it -- just comes natural

I agree a 870 remington 12 guage pump shotgun loaded with a 3 in mags with #4 buckshot is my favored choice for crook removal for at home use -- but its a bit bulky to tote every where -- a P 30 ( they were made in rockledge ,fla) -- 30 rounds of 22 mag semi auto is very nice for up close work while being easy to carry .

by law you may only shoot someone if they pose a real threat to you or others (serious bodily injury or death)--- so if you shoot them --don't let em live --that way theres only one side to the story--- he was a crook --he tried to kill me or others -- he died --case closed.

 

[Eu_citzen]

kneecap here to. Then the cops. (He is not likely to run after me with that knife) Oh and remove the knife from him so he can't reach it.
But I suppose we have other laws here.

 

[Smee]

kneecap here to. Then the cops. (He is not likely to run after me with that knife) Oh and remove the knife from him so he can't reach it.
But I suppose we have other laws here.

Well sure, it worked so well for the French in WWI and WWII . . . 8)

 

[Eu_citzen]

kneecap here to. Then the cops. (He is not likely to run after me with that knife) Oh and remove the knife from him so he can't reach it.
But I suppose we have other laws here.

Well sure, it worked so well for the French in WWI and WWII . . . 8)

The Germans did not exactly have knives while the French had a gun. :P