At Krogers today

texan connection · Oct 31, 2009

I was down at Kroger's getting a few groceries today.

When I got to the check out I got the standard question "Paper or Plastic, sir".

When I answered her "It doesn't matter I'm Bi-sackual", the people in the area busted up. The checker was speechless.

stefen · Nov 2, 2009

A 16 year old bagger hasn't developed a crazy sense of humor yet... :laughing7:

boogeyman · Nov 7, 2009

I usually just say YES, and wait for the 20 seconds of blankness on the cashiers face.

If they ask if I found everything I needed today, I say No... They ask what I couldn't find. I tell em I couldn't find my million dollars and a new Mercedes. If (very seldom) I get a response like we don't have any, I ask em if I can get a rain check.

Ya gotta have fun with it!!!!!!!

stefen · Nov 7, 2009

I always hold up a container of something and say I couldn't find these...sometimes they respond without realizing they had been just had :laughing7:

boogeyman · Nov 7, 2009

stefen said:
I always hold up a container of something and say I couldn't find these...sometimes they respond without realizing they had been just had