greydigger
Bronze Member
Lake Woebegone Post
A reporter here has discovered that Canadian Terrorists have been training geese for
suicide missions aimed at the United States.
No comment has been given when reporter tried to contact the authorities.
In a related instance a report was unveiled concerning testing of aircraft canopies.
When the Harrier Jumpjet was being tested, British engineers asked for advise on the windscreens.
An American team of engineers went to England to advise on testing procedures.
It seems the testing used a high pressure cannon to hurl dead chickens at the canopy to determine
if the polycarbonate would withstand the impact.
When asked, the engineers agreed the method of testing was valid
but suggested thawing the chickens first.
A reporter here has discovered that Canadian Terrorists have been training geese for
suicide missions aimed at the United States.
No comment has been given when reporter tried to contact the authorities.
In a related instance a report was unveiled concerning testing of aircraft canopies.
When the Harrier Jumpjet was being tested, British engineers asked for advise on the windscreens.
An American team of engineers went to England to advise on testing procedures.
It seems the testing used a high pressure cannon to hurl dead chickens at the canopy to determine
if the polycarbonate would withstand the impact.
When asked, the engineers agreed the method of testing was valid
but suggested thawing the chickens first.
