Ray S S
Silver Member
A woman walks into a butcher shop just before closing time and asks, "Do you have any turkies?'
The butcher opens his fridge, takes out his only turkey, and puts it on the scales. "It weighs six pounds," he says.
The woman looks at the turkey and at the scales and asks, "Do you have one that's a little bit bigger than this one, please?"
The butcher puts the turkey back into fridge and then takes it out again. But this time when he puts it on the scales
he keeps his thumb on the turkey. "This one is eight pounds," he says.
"That's wonderful," says the woman, "I'll take both of them, please."
The butcher opens his fridge, takes out his only turkey, and puts it on the scales. "It weighs six pounds," he says.
The woman looks at the turkey and at the scales and asks, "Do you have one that's a little bit bigger than this one, please?"
The butcher puts the turkey back into fridge and then takes it out again. But this time when he puts it on the scales
he keeps his thumb on the turkey. "This one is eight pounds," he says.
"That's wonderful," says the woman, "I'll take both of them, please."
GOTCHA!!!! 
