Bubbas New Truck

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Bubba's New Truck

Bubba was driving up the road in his new truck when his buddy Jim Bob stopped him and asked, " Bubba where did you get the truck?" Bubba replied "Bobby Sue gave it to me". Jim Bob said" I knew Bobby Sue liked ya but I never thought she would give ya a truck". Bubba said "I know, it was kind of weird how she gave it to me too". Jim Bob asks what Bubba means and Bubba replies. "I was walkin down the road when Bobby Sue pulls up in this truck and tells me to get in. I get in and we're ridin up the road talking and all of a sudden Bobby Sue throws it in four wheel drive and goes off into the woods. She gets out of the truck and takes off all her clothes and tells me to take what I want. So I took the truck." Jim Bob thinks for an minute and says "Ya know what Bubba, you're a smart man". Bubba asks, "What makes ya say that?" and Jim Bob replies "Cause her clothes would have never a fit ya."
 

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LMAO x 2 :headbang:
Ya still aint right for tellin such a story in these perilous political times .
Jim
 

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Yeah...just change Bubba's name to Jeb and y'all be OK
 

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Mighty AP said:
Hey! My middle name is Jeb........... :angry5: :wink:

Geez...y'all had all da bad luck :laughing7:

Yo momma coulda called ya Bubba instead.... :laughing7: :laughing7: :laughing7: :laughing7:
 

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Bubba, Jeb, it don't make no never mind. It's all good. But What I want to know is how stefen got Bubba's truck. :icon_scratch: :laughing7:
 

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Cuz if you had a choice between this truck and Bobby Sue, which would you take?

If you choose Bobby Sue then you're hornier than a 3 peckered goat...
 

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Oh yeah I'd take the truck for sure. Bobbie Sue must have been driving from the bed. Really though is that your truck. It's a nice one I restored a 56 Chevy stepside for an ex friend of mine. I say ex friend because I had the truck done except for painting it and the guy said he needed it and wanted to know if he could have it. I let him take it and didn't see him for a couple weeks so went by his house. He had moved to Florida and never paid me a dime. Oh well that's what friends are for I guess. :laughing7:
 

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Yep...its mine and will be delivered Tuesday morning...
 

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Nice. It is be delivered to my house, Right??? :laughing7: :laughing7:
 

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Ya can't blame me for trying. It is a nice looking truck.
 

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