bumper stickers

[slow sweeper]

The gun ban post got me thinking about humorous bumper stickers I've seen. Anyone else have some favorites to add? It's likely this thread may be moved by the administrator to the political forum before long but what the heck. Here's one of my favorites.

EARTH FIRST!
We'll log all the other planets later.

 

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[packerbacker]

I'd like to get one printed for my car
"Please excuse my driving,
I'm on the phone"

 

[Michelle]

CAN'T FEED 'EM?
DON'T BREED 'EM
GUN CONTROL
MEANS USING BOTH HANDS I AM NOT AN ALCOHOLIC
I'M A DRUNK
ALCOHOLICS GO TO MEETINGS
GUNS DON'T KILL PEOPLE
… DRIVERS WITH CELL PHONES DO

 

[cryptodave]

Gene Pool Belly Flops

Whirled Peas

911 terrorist hunting permit

 

[Mighty AP]

"Dont like the way I drive? Stay off the sidewalk!"

 

[surfrat96]

CAN'T FEED 'EM?
DON'T BREED 'EM
GUN CONTROL
MEANS USING BOTH HANDS I AM NOT AN ALCOHOLIC
I'M A DRUNK
ALCOHOLICS GO TO MEETINGS
GUNS DON'T KILL PEOPLE
… DRIVERS WITH CELL PHONES DO

LOL!! Excellent!!

 

[Michelle]

"Dont like the way I drive? Stay off the sidewalk!"

 

[Michelle]

ARE YOU DRUNK OR
JUST ON YOUR CELLPHONE?
UNCLE SAM WANTS YOU
TO SPEAK ENGLISH
ROAD RAGE
NEXT 10 MILES
GROW YOUR OWN DOPE
PLANT A MAN
BASTARD BOSSES OF AMERICA BE SURE BRAIN IS IN GEAR
Before Engaging Mouth!
You just can't fix STUPID

 

[slow sweeper]

Okay, here we go!

RUN HILLARY RUN.

To be affixed to your front bumper.

 

[RON (PA)]

The weather was here
Wish you were beautiful.

Saw that coming back from vacation one year

If you can't beat them
arrange to have them beaten

 

[Jeffro]

I've always liked these two, especially when they're on the same VW van-

Stumps don't lie!
Support a womans right to choose!


Save the trees and kill the babies- makes perfect sense to me.....

Oh by the way, stumps don't tell the truth, either- they're stumps!

 

[PBK]

Save the Whales!
Collect the Whole Set.

ILLITERATE?
Write for Free Help Today!

Don't Blame Me...
I Voted for Jefferson Davis.

I Support Birth Control,
But Only Retroactively.

"God Is Dead." — Friedrich Nietzsche (1844 - 1900)
"NIETZSCHE IS DEAD." — GOD

 

[Huntin' 59er]

I brake for metal detecting!

Help stamp out bumper stickers!

When guns are outlawed only outlaws will have guns!

Huntin' 59er

 

[ashleen]

Welcome to New Hampshire. Now go home!

 

[bakergeol]

Actual bumper sticker from an earlier oil boom

Please don't tell my mother I work for Big Oil(or in the oil field)
She still thinks I work as a piano player in a whore house.

George

 

[Glenns5900]

I saw one years ago and since I live in Colorado it made sense.

IF YOU LOVE NY - - TAKE I-70 EAST

 

[Michelle]

 

[Mighty AP]

nice Michelle..........

 

[Michelle]

Stop the Slaughter! Boycott Baby Oil!

[email protected].



51% Angel, 49% Bitch. Don't push it!

Horne broken. Watch for Finger.

God is Coming and is she PISSED

Don't upset me. I'm running out of places to hide the bodies



Next mood swing: 6 minutes. Keep safe distance

Witches Parking (all others will be toad)



This is not an abandoned vehicle.

I have good Brakes, Do you have GOOD Insurance?

My other car is a broom







Unless you're a hemorrhoid, get off my ass!

Pardon my driving, I am reloading.

Practice Safe Sex, Go Screw Yourself







I go from zero to bitch in 3.5 seconds.

A real gentleman wouldn't stare at my stickers.

Driver carries no cash. He's married.

I'm not a complete idiot, some pieces are missing.

Pissing off the whole planet one person at a time





So Many Cats, So Few Recipes

All in favour of Viagra please rise

 

[Mighty AP]

Yeah! I love these