Buying a New Car - Old man’s method:

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A retired older couple returned to a Mercedes dealership where
the salesman has just sold the car they had been keen on buying
to a beautiful, leggy, busty blonde in a mini-skirt and a halter top.
The old man was visibly upset. He spoke to the salesman sharply,

"Young man, I thought you said you would hold that car until we
raised the $55,000 asking price. Yet I just overheard you close
the deal for $45,000 to that lovely young lady there. And if I
remember right, you had insisted there was no way you could
discount this model."

The salesman took a deep breath, cleared his throat and reached
for a large glass of water. "Well, what can I tell you? She had the
cash ready, didn't need any financing help, and, Sir, just look at
her, how could I resist?", replied the grinning salesman sheepishly.
Just then the young woman approached the senior couple and
gave the car keys to the old man.

"There you go," she said. "I told you I could get that idiot to lower
the price. See you later Dad, Happy Father's day."

Once again.... don't mess with seniors.
 

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LOL, that's cute.

Hey, does anybody have a beautiful daughter they would like to lend me?

I want to ummmm.........go car shopping.......ya that's it.......car shopping! LOL...........
 

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