Christopher Walken is way badder than chuck norris.

[gold fish]

You know how some kids wear Superman pajamas to bed? Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas to bed.

That's because nobody has the balls to put Christopher Walken on "PJ's".

 

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[Montana Jim]

You be the judge...

 

[gold fish]

That is why Jims are some of the best people on earth....

Man, those should have been shots from the same movie, then Christopher Walken could have eaten him !!

 

[Spitfire Reddie]

I'd take Chris Walken over Chuck Norris anyday.......Walken is a weirdo and i like that, he reminds me of me !

 

[jrf30]

I remember when Chuck Norris was still fighting. Back then it was "Full contact karate" not this cage garbage. Today you punch someone when they re down, you kick them in the kneecaps, and do whatever you want. Back then, the kumite (Fights) were done with rules. And chuck was AWESOME.

I used to fight full contact. ONly 8 fights, but I was 8 - 0. But, I dind' thav hte heart to go to a higher level. I did it for kicks and grins. I met Chuck though, in a class. And a few others, like Bill Superfoot Wallace. I liked his kicking style.

Did you know that when Chuck became a black belt he started training under Bruce Lee? He is even in one of the moveis, as a bad guy. Bruce lee fought him in the Rome Coliseum in (I think. I don't remember if it was this one) "return of the Dragon".

Jet LI impresses me today. Good style, and good choreography. Stevan Segal used to be good, but then something happened. And what happened to Seagal's VOICE?

JOhn

 

[Montana Jim]

Chuck Norris once tried to roundhouse kick Christopher Walken and failed miserably since Christopher Walken told Chuck's roundhouse to; "Forget about it"...

 

[Casull]

Jeffro, you're cracking me up. Can't take a side in this one though. I like both, but in a manly way, not a creepy "let's all hug" liberal way.

 

[stevesno]

I think that if she were here today Natalie Wood would vote for Walken. He was there when she drowned, under questionable circumstances....Steve

 

[bearbqd]

I beg to diffa. Can Walken boast such claims as these? And where's HIS website?

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

 

[Jeffro]

Chuck Norris counted to infinity..... twice.

AND Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

 

[Treasure_Hunter]

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

The French would surrender to their shadows.




The UFC rocks, love the 5 min rounds, love the rules, love the fact the fight continues when a man is knocked down....

 

[Montana Jim]

I think that if she were here today Natalie Wood would vote for Walken. He was there when she drowned, under questionable circumstances....Steve

LMAO... 'Nuff said.

 

[gold fish]

Nancy sinatra never once said that her boots were made for chuck norris.

 

[bean man]

There are hundreds of sayings about how bad Mr. Norris is, and I believe ever one of them.

 

[Montana Jim]

I beg to diffa. Can Walken boast such claims as these? And where's HIS website?

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

Walken is too cool for a website...

 

[Mona Lisa]

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[Montana Jim]

Huh... weird... I just found this clipping laying around and scanned it for ya....

 

[Mona Lisa]

Chuck probably just went for a little workout. A 200 mile run though the woods is nothing for him.....or maybe he's running from Walken's dance moves.

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[Montana Jim]

You have unwittingly played into Chris's hand... with that extremely cool vid of Mr. Walken dancing...

Mr. Walken tap-dances on the spilled inards of Chucky Norris.

 

[Mona Lisa]

uh huh...

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