Contraceptives and O Care

[onfire]

Ever think why free contraceptives are such a big deal with the Obama voters?



Doctor asks pregnant lefty "do you know who the father is?"
-- "For cryin' out loud! If you ate a tin of beans would you know which
one made you fart?"??

It was more fun asking some guy twice your age to buy you one

 

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[Bum Luck]

Ever think why free contraceptives are such a big deal with the Obama voters?



Doctor asks pregnant lefty "do you know who the father is?"
-- "For cryin' out loud! If you ate a tin of beans would you know which
one made you fart?"??

It was more fun asking some guy twice your age to buy you one

Uh, I don't know how to say this in a public forum, but - if you use contraceptives, you don't get pregnant.

 

[Dave44]

Uh, I don't know how to say this in a public forum, but - if you use contraceptives, you don't get pregnant.

Nearly.

 

[Bum Luck]

Nearly.

You don't get "Nearly" pregnant. You either are or aren't.

 

[Dave44]

You don't get "Nearly" pregnant. You either are or aren't.

Fyi, a homework problem for you Bum. How many contraceptives do you think are effective 100 %.

 

[Treasure_Hunter]

Uh, I don't know how to say this in a public forum, but - if you use contraceptives, you don't get pregnant.

Not true, people get pregnant on contraceptives. None are 100% guaranteed. .. condoms can be defective from factory, can leak if no space left, accidental hole from opening, even pill is not guaranteed to be 100% effective.

No form of contraception, except total abstinence, is 100% effective.

Birth control pills, depending on the type, have a theoretical effectiveness of 96-99 percent (depending upon brand and type of pill).*

We will NOT go quitely into the night!

 

[thrillathahunt]

Self-control and abstinence are 100% effective.

 

[Treasure_Hunter]

Self-control and abstinence are 100% effective.

I tried that, i wasn't successful very often.

We will NOT go quitely into the night!

 

[Fletch88]

I tried that, i wasn't successful very often. We will NOT go quitely into the night!

Yes, self control and abstinence work so well against raging hormones and natural instincts. Throw a little alcohol in the equation, that usually helps us keep our clothes on!

 

[Chadeaux]

wow.

 

[jerseyben]

Yea wow is right...

Never cease to amaze me.

 

[Chadeaux]

For true?

 

[Chadeaux]

I remember a girl talking about the "quarter" method her mom taught.

 

[Treasure_Hunter]

Yea wow is right...

Never cease to amaze me.

There are no rules violated so not sure what is bothering you.

We will NOT go quitely into the night!

 

[Chadeaux]

Now I remember:

"See, you place a quarter on top of your right knee and hold it in place with the back of your left knee and you can't get pregnant."

 

[jerseyben]

There are no rules violated so not sure what is bothering you.

We will NOT go quitely into the night!

Who said anything about rules being broken?

 

[Native Floridian]

Ever think why free contraceptives are such a big deal with the Obama voters?



Doctor asks pregnant lefty "do you know who the father is?"
-- "For cryin' out loud! If you ate a tin of beans would you know which
one made you fart?"??

It was more fun asking some guy twice your age to buy you one

So you make a slur against women, saying they are loose, and that gets a pass here?

 

[Chadeaux]

So you make a slur against women, saying they are loose, and that gets a pass here?

Wow!! How can you pervert a post to insinuate that

I would have a seriously hard time sleeping after doing something like that!

NF, I would think that anyone even liking your post would be perpetuating your hatred of women.

 

[jerseyben]

Wow!! How can you pervert a post to insinuate that

I would have a seriously hard time sleeping after doing something like that!

NF, I would think that anyone even liking your post would be perpetuating your hatred of women.

You are twisting his words by acusing him... of twisting words.

 

[Native Floridian]

It's Ok Ben, par for the course here.

The insinuation is the statement that implies woman of a certain demographic are loose.

It is a statement that would get most of us fired if said to any woman in an open office.