CRISPINS CRITTERS

[AU24K]

When I break down in the middle and I lose my thread....

And still the raven , remains in my room ..no matter how much I implore .
No words can sooth him , no prayer remove him , so I must hear forevermore.....

I just realized how well you played, my Friend.

Well played, indeed...

Too bad that you don't/won't play chess....
There's gonna be one helluva game here soon!

Best,

Scott

PS.
I see you calling, "WINNERS!"

 

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[AU24K]

"Gee, Wally,
You told me that Scott was a 'Good Guy.'"
"Eddie told me that he was insane and killed people!"
What is to become of America?

"I'm scared, Wally!"


"Ah, don't worry about it, Beav,
Our Vets like Scott and 2GF and the Military have it covered....
No matter how crazy they may seem...."
"And Eddie was just goofin' ya....Define 'Insane'"
---

Always on guard for YOUR
Freedom and Liberty,

Scott



Do we not see the vision?

Nor hear the cry?

The vision of America and the cry of

Freedom!
​

 

[releventchair]

 

[Togreenfeet]

Just thought I'd drop by real quick. I've been up since 0345.my wife had a major female surgery this morning. She's still in the hospital . Not suppose to move much or bare weight for 6 weeks, that tough woman will be working by Friday. Sometimes she makes me mad, but I love her. She's got my back and that's all you can ask for in a mate...... Hit me hard walking into recovery and seeing her laying there. You all know it's usually me! Haha. Time to man up and take care of my girl like I always do..... Just a little more finesses now. Which brings me to an idea. When it comes to cooking dinner I'm out of altitude, airspeed and ideas..... Please give me some ideas other than my usual spaghetti, lasagna, tacos........ Well at least I know the kids eat that. So now my work load has quadrupled. Time to get cold, wet, and sandy!!!!!!!!

 

[releventchair]

Maybe a roast in the slow cooker.
Brown it first, add a couple cups of coffee if no beef broth is available, or even if there is...
A pinch of sweet basil,ground pepper ,salt to taste but broth can already be salty.
I layer whole or halved red potatoes and carrots. Scrubbed not peeled and placed on bottom of crock pot, under/before roast.

Left over beef has multiple uses.


For a lunch:
Large sweet onions can be topped leaving an inch thick or so piece for a lid. Think of a flat top for a pumpkin...
Hollow out bottom with a melon baller if you have one, a spoon or similar if you don't.(quit crying, the onion can not feel it!) and use those innards to simmer in beef bullion.
Some left over beef chunks could go in it but not too much. (watch the salt it won't need any, put a peeled potato in a while if to salty then pitch it. Bullion can be diluted with hot water too, but guard flavor.. .)
Pour soup back in hollowed out onion when done. Top with a few croutons and on top a slice of American or provolone cheese. Serve while hot.
Garlic bread on the side, with a green onion and a single flower if you been shopping.
Onion sets best in a monkey dish. Like a large porcelain souffle cup or similar.

A large X cut across the bottom(opposite stem navel) of a large tomato (yeech) about two or three inches down will allow the four points to be rolled back and a scoop of cottage cheese put on top.
A sprig of green stuck in the cheese for garnish. Lettuce or other edible greens for decor, and eating if desired, under the standing tomato.
If oranges are available in Florida, a cross sectioned whole slice, then cut from edge to center in one spot only can be held at each side of cut, twisted to spiral one turn and used for a garnish too on a piece of lettuce or similar.

Don't forget the single flower at least daily.

 

[Togreenfeet]

Most excellent my friend thank you

 

[Togreenfeet]

Maybe when I win that lottery, and my boys and I get that Catamaran ...... You'll be my first choice for a chef! I'll pay so well you'll never work again...well except as our cook......haha

 

[bill from lachine]

2GF,

I hope the missus bounces back quickly.....take care my friend.

Regards + HH

Bill

 

[Togreenfeet]

Thank you Bill. I appreciate you and all my friends here.

 

[uzd]

Worried about the gov't

Thank you Bill. I appreciate you and all my friends here.

Recently voted a Great American Master Artist, Dylan was once considered a threat to the security of this great nation. Upon discovering the Feds were going through his trash on a daily basis....he loaded his refuse with dirty diapers until they gave up.

 

[AU24K]

Early this morning, I found myself helping my locksmith Friend at his shop.

He had a new electronic console or some such to deal with about cutting "Tibbe" keys,
on a $10,000 High Security machine.

View attachment 1220749

For Jaguars and such.....

We're cuttin' edge, Baby!

No one within 200 miles can do everything that we can do....
------

I kinda understand Tibbe concept.....

Today.




Tomorrow?

I'm an expert....
Yeah...I pay attention....

He also got a Tibbe rebuild kit and
I'm soon to learn how to disassemble and rebuild tibbe locks and ignitions.....




Best,

Scott
​

Today,

I became an expert!

http://www.treasurenet.com/forums/au24k/417979-scott-s-locks.html#post4736448

Best,

Scott

 

[AU24K]

I believe that my little chess set has arrived.....

2GF, my Friend,

I will make my opening move soon.
Maybe even tonight....

I have much to do tonight.

My Best,

Scott

 

[AU24K]

Just thought I'd drop by real quick. I've been up since 0345.my wife had a major female surgery this morning. She's still in the hospital . Not suppose to move much or bare weight for 6 weeks, that tough woman will be working by Friday. Sometimes she makes me mad, but I love her. She's got my back and that's all you can ask for in a mate...... Hit me hard walking into recovery and seeing her laying there. You all know it's usually me! Haha. Time to man up and take care of my girl like I always do..... Just a little more finesses now. Which brings me to an idea. When it comes to cooking dinner I'm out of altitude, airspeed and ideas..... Please give me some ideas other than my usual spaghetti, lasagna, tacos........ Well at least I know the kids eat that. So now my work load has quadrupled. Time to get cold, wet, and sandy!!!!!!!!

Ya know, Brother,
For some reason, wimmin-folk seem to like breakfast in bed.
(So I've heard....)
Especially when YOU clean the kitchen after makin' it for 'em....

Huh?

Just thinkin' out loud again...

I hope for a quick recovery but I've learned to take it slow after procedures.....
Keep her on light duty for awhile....

My Best Wishes, you two!

Scott

 

[AU24K]

I believe that my little chess set has arrived.....

2GF, my Friend,

I will make my opening move soon.
Maybe even tonight....

I have much to do tonight.

My Best,

Scott

Yep!

I believe I can work with this!







I'm sure I can work with this.

I honestly thought I had bought a cheap plastic and magnetic set...
But, being daft, again, I see that I decided on another....
Not bad for under $3.50!
(free shipping)
I pleasantly surprised myself!

"Set 'em up, Scotty!"

Best,

Scott


"BUT WAIT! If you order now, I'll include 'Flex Shot' for free!
Pay only a one-time handling charge of $99.98. Yes, YOU GET IT ALL!"


"Be sure to ask your doctor if you can have sex....."
Umm...OK! Sure. With you?
---------------------

Tomorrow?

Yeah....

The lawyers will have ads to sue the companies for the pills that the
Pharms would have you buy and take today....

Capitalism at work....


PS. If I ever have an erection lasting over 4 hours,
I ain't callin' my Doctor....

I'm calling Guinness World Records! Dig?
AND Penthouse Forum!

 

[AU24K]

Maybe when I win that lottery, and my boys and I get that Catamaran ...... You'll be my first choice for a chef! I'll pay so well you'll never work again...well except as our cook......haha

Yes!

I see it now!

You are the Captain. RC is the chef, and
I provide amusement and entertainment!

Let's start a Cruise Line!





Best,

Scott

 

[Oregon Viking]

Yes!

I see it now!

You are the Captain. RC is the chef, and
I provide amusement and entertainment!

Let's start a Cruise Line!

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Best,

Scott

I will be body guard...and cocktail tester!!

 

[Togreenfeet]

I think if I had an erection lasting longer than 4 hours.....I'd call reinforcements! I refuse to go to the ER. And have blood drawn from my manhood!

 

[Togreenfeet]

Yes OV you would definitely be my body guard!!!!!

 

[Oregon Viking]

I think if I had an erection lasting longer than 4 hours.....I'd call reinforcements! I refuse to go to the ER. And have blood drawn from my manhood!

Did I miss something...TGF??

 

[AU24K]

"As you may notice, I got screwed in the drive through. AGAIN.
"I do not forget such things...."
"And now you think I'm Funny. Like I'm a friggin' clown, Huh?
Do I amuse you?"
"HUH?"
"REALLY?"



Black F-1 is not the same shape piece as King's C-1.
That, being the most Flagrante and Egregious abomination.........

But.....
That's alright. 'Cause there's more in play here....

Payin' attention, here, Hoss?

I'll have them all won soon enough, I guess....
Maybe because some body labelled me as a dyslectic as a child....
'cause
I can work math with my right hand and draw art with my left.
At the same time....


I heard the term, "Genius" more than once...
From Principals and Teachers through out Grade School....


I also heard snickers and laughter....
From the slack-jawed, mouth breathing bullies.....

And I learned to fight.
For what is right.....

And I kicked some a$$!


(And I Always won, Dig?)

Best,

Scott

Yeah.

Anyone see a problem here?

If you play chess, I certainly hope so.....