Dad will Never Say

[Chug And Red]

[h=2]Dad will never say[/h]Top Ten Things You'll Never Hear a Dad Say

10. Well, how 'bout that?... I'm lost! Looks like we'll have to stop and ask for directions.

9. You know Pumpkin, now that you're thirteen, you'll be ready for unchaperoned car dates. Won't that be fun?

8. I noticed that all your friends have a certain "up yours" attitude ... I like that.

7. Here's a credit card and the keys to my new car -- GO CRAZY.

6. What do you mean you wanna play football? Figure skating not good enough for you, son?

5. Your Mother and I are going away for the weekend ... you might want to consider throwing a party.

4. Well, I don't know what's wrong with your car. Probably one of those doo-hickey thingies -- you know -- that makes it run or something. Just have it towed to a mechanic and pay whatever he asks.

3. No son of mine is going to live under this roof without an earring -- now quit your belly-aching, and let's go to the mall.

2. Whaddya wanna go and get a job for? I make plenty of money for you to spend.

1. Father's Day? aahh -- don't worry about that -- it's no big deal.

Yes it is, Happy father's day everyone!!!! Red

 

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[stefen]

Dad said (true story)


When in High School I asked my dad if I could borrow his car to go on a Friday night date...he said yes, however make sure that you clean footprints (and other evidence) off of the seats, side panels and headliner, because he was taking mom shopping Saturday morning...

 

[Goose-0]

All of you people were lucky. I was NEVER allowed to drive my dad's car, mainly because the seats folded into beds. Next, I wasn't allowed a car until I was a month and a half before I was 21. At the time, I was hell on wheels.....still am, dragging at any stop light where a car will TRY to beat me. In 2 yrs with this S U V, I'm 19-1 in wins and losses, having lost the one time when I miss-shifted from 2nd into 5th (6 speed manual). With my previous S U V (5 speed manual), in 10 yrs I was 111-6 in wins and losses. I've calmed down a little now and only drive around 25K mile a yr now. Zoom-Zoom !!

 

[truckinbutch]

All of you people were lucky. I was NEVER allowed to drive my dad's car, mainly because the seats folded into beds. Next, I wasn't allowed a car until I was a month and a half before I was 21. At the time, I was hell on wheels.....still am, dragging at any stop light where a car will TRY to beat me. In 2 yrs with this S U V, I'm 19-1 in wins and losses, having lost the one time when I miss-shifted from 2nd into 5th (6 speed manual). With my previous S U V (5 speed manual), in 10 yrs I was 111-6 in wins and losses. I've calmed down a little now and only drive around 25K mile a yr now. Zoom-Zoom !!

Yur probably one of those d weed 4 wheelers I swore at when I was leased to ATS in St Cloud . Truckload of body rocks and a light to light racer make for a bad combination .

 

[stefen]

All of you people were lucky. I was NEVER allowed to drive my dad's car, mainly because the seats folded into beds. Next, I wasn't allowed a car until I was a month and a half before I was 21. At the time, I was hell on wheels.....still am, dragging at any stop light where a car will TRY to beat me. In 2 yrs with this S U V, I'm 19-1 in wins and losses, having lost the one time when I miss-shifted from 2nd into 5th (6 speed manual). With my previous S U V (5 speed manual), in 10 yrs I was 111-6 in wins and losses. I've calmed down a little now and only drive around 25K mile a yr now. Zoom-Zoom !!

I had a Nash Rambler wagon in college...one night after the Drive-In movie was over, I couldn't get the drivers seat back up...did ya ever try to drive a stick shift over the drive-in humps...damn near impossible...every time I'd clutch my butt slipped backwards...now I laugh about it...sure wasn't funny at the time though...