Did you Read that headline?

[GunFarce]

Some headlines, whether real or not can be darn entertaining (share):

A local pantomime theater fundraiser to aid paranoid schizophrenics and homosexuals descended into chaos yesterday when someone from the audience screamed "Look out.. He's behind you" !

I told this at a local seniors home the other day, no one laughed, but they pissed themselves anyway

 

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[Glenns5900]

A midget psychic breaks out of prison.



Headline reads.........






SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE

 

[GunFarce]

I'm waiting for the one that reads
"PSYCHIC WINS LOTTERY"!!

And when you visit a psychic, why do they have a door bell?

 

[GunFarce]

A few more.. Blame the proofreaders


Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

Miners Refuse to Work after Death

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

War Dims Hope for Peace

If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile

Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures

Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges

Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge

New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors

And the winner is.....

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead