DeepseekerADS
Gold Member
- Mar 3, 2013
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- Detector(s) used
- CTX, Excal II, EQ800, Fisher 1260X, Tesoro Royal Sabre, Tejon, Garrett ADSIII, Carrot, Stealth 920iX, Keene A52
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- Other
Ok, so these six geezers, sorry, these six seasoned citizens... ok, ok, these six retirees are playing large stakes poker in the condo clubhouse when Harry looses 500 dollars on a single hand. He throws in his cards and he gasps, chokes, grabs his chest and keels over, dead.
Being very respectful of the dead the rest finish playing the game standing up.
Finally, one of the guys asks "So, who's gonna' tell Harry's wife"?
They cut cards and Wilma cuts a deuce and has to pass on the bad news.
They tell her to be discreet, be gentle, don't make a bad situation worse.
"Discreet", she says, "I'm the most discreet person you'll ever meet. Discretion is my middle name. Leave it to me".
And Wilma goes over to Harry's condo and rings the bell.
The wife answers and asks her what she wants?
So, Wilma tells her "Harry just lost 500 dollars in our poker game and he's afraid to come home".
"Tell him to drop dead"! shouts the wife.
"Ok", answers Wilma, "I'll go tell him".
That's discretion.
Being very respectful of the dead the rest finish playing the game standing up.
Finally, one of the guys asks "So, who's gonna' tell Harry's wife"?
They cut cards and Wilma cuts a deuce and has to pass on the bad news.
They tell her to be discreet, be gentle, don't make a bad situation worse.
"Discreet", she says, "I'm the most discreet person you'll ever meet. Discretion is my middle name. Leave it to me".
And Wilma goes over to Harry's condo and rings the bell.
The wife answers and asks her what she wants?
So, Wilma tells her "Harry just lost 500 dollars in our poker game and he's afraid to come home".
"Tell him to drop dead"! shouts the wife.
"Ok", answers Wilma, "I'll go tell him".
That's discretion.
