"Winter can be a chilly time on the bum when you live outside, so call right now for your very own Super Kitty Butt Warmer! Supplies are running out! BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE!!! Buy, not one, but two Super Kitty Butt Warmers for one low, low price and pay separate shipping and handling......."
Nokta FoRs Gold, a Gold Cube, 2 Keene Sluices and Lord only knows how many pans....not to mention a load of other gear my wife still doesn't know about!