Drunk Pa. man tried to revive dead opossum

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PUNXSUTAWNEY, Pa. (AP) -- Police say they charged a Pennsylvania man with public drunkenness after he was seen trying to resuscitate a long-dead opossum along a highway. State police Trooper Jamie Levier says several witnesses saw 55-year-old Donald Wolfe, of Brookville, near the animal Thursday along Route 36 in Oliver Township, about 65 miles northeast of Pittsburgh.

The trooper says one person saw Wolfe kneeling before the animal and gesturing as though he were conducting a seance. He says another saw Wolfe attempting to give mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

Levier says the animal already had been dead a while.

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I'm pretty sure what they described is called foreplay around these parts! M :laughing7: nty
 

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Why didn't he just check the "expiration date"? Should have been stamped on there somewhere. :icon_scratch:
 

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Monty said:
I'm pretty sure what they described is called foreplay around these parts! M :laughing7: nty

If a necrophiliac is a person having sex with a corpse, what do you call a guy trying to have sex with a dead animal?

Drunk!
 

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