Rich Hartford
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- Nov 27, 2008
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In last weeks dumping adventures my six reserve banks had signs posted on the coin counters that you can only dump $500.00 at a time twice a month or get charged a 10% fee. I knew this was coming and of course I'm not going to pay a fee being a frugal type cheapskate 
. Luckily I convinced the teller to let me dump a thousand for free and cherry pick the bag.
Today I had to get rid of some more coin. I do it on a rotational basis which I keep in order unless the machines are out of service.
Anyway I started out at a spot where the [mod]unecessary word removed[/mod] manager hates my guts. I give her a nice smile and say"Good morning", she frowns and looks at me like she just saw Rumpelstiltskin,and doesn't say anything.
Which is just as well because I probably wouldn't understand her anyway. I go about my dump and get out of there with the feeling that my dumping days are coming to end.
Next I hit another bank where they are not too friendly either. I don't have nothing against people that are a bit overweight, but it rubs me the wrong way when I encounter young fat and lazy people who shuffle their feet when they walk. As soon as I come in the door I here this group groan, and snort, from these heavy weights. The banks not busy and they are just sitting aroung munching on Fritos.As soon as the bag fills they all disappear. The pizza delivery man must have arrived! Anyway I'm waiting a good 20 minutes before Tyrone (the friendliest of the bunch) shuffles up in slow motion to change the bag.I have sons older than him,and he straining to lift a 25 pound bag of halves. To cheer him up from his drudgery I start talking about food, [mod]Unecessary sentences removed[/mod]. That motivated him to hang around till I was done dumping.
Never did finish this weeks dumping and I have 4 good banks left to hit,but I'll save them for the next couple of weeks.
I've decided to cut back on my boxes this month,just to keep the dumps down. I want to stay in the game for at least a couple of more months.
HH
Rich
. Luckily I convinced the teller to let me dump a thousand for free and cherry pick the bag.Today I had to get rid of some more coin. I do it on a rotational basis which I keep in order unless the machines are out of service.
Anyway I started out at a spot where the [mod]unecessary word removed[/mod] manager hates my guts. I give her a nice smile and say"Good morning", she frowns and looks at me like she just saw Rumpelstiltskin,and doesn't say anything.
Which is just as well because I probably wouldn't understand her anyway. I go about my dump and get out of there with the feeling that my dumping days are coming to end.
Next I hit another bank where they are not too friendly either. I don't have nothing against people that are a bit overweight, but it rubs me the wrong way when I encounter young fat and lazy people who shuffle their feet when they walk. As soon as I come in the door I here this group groan, and snort, from these heavy weights. The banks not busy and they are just sitting aroung munching on Fritos.As soon as the bag fills they all disappear. The pizza delivery man must have arrived! Anyway I'm waiting a good 20 minutes before Tyrone (the friendliest of the bunch) shuffles up in slow motion to change the bag.I have sons older than him,and he straining to lift a 25 pound bag of halves. To cheer him up from his drudgery I start talking about food, [mod]Unecessary sentences removed[/mod]. That motivated him to hang around till I was done dumping.
Never did finish this weeks dumping and I have 4 good banks left to hit,but I'll save them for the next couple of weeks.
I've decided to cut back on my boxes this month,just to keep the dumps down. I want to stay in the game for at least a couple of more months.
HH
Rich
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. Customer service should be just that--Customer Service.
