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[etex]

Always carry a towel in my belt, usually to wipe my hands, but sometimes to wipe my

 

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[BosnMate]

Bear got em! Boy! was I lucky! is the standard.

Hint of the day. Save your almost empty TP roll. Crush the cardboard roller & remove it. Fits in a shirt or back pocket. Been doing this for over 50 years.

If other detectorists are hunting your turf, drop one of those scared beyond recognition silver dimes in the hole. Do your business, cover the hole, and giggle so hard you'll have to make another hole!

Now that's funny. I never thought of that, but now you have created a monster.

 

[G.I.B.]

I said "Well guy it's hard to pull a 2" **** out of 6" of clothing! Anyway he took off laughing and then even harder... Then I started to laugh at him for laughing so hard at me... well I had whoops moment! Things didn't work out real well. So goes life in the cold.

Been there done that... just take 1/2 a viagra, it's just enough to assist with your problem, but not so much you can't zip back up.

 

[aa battery]

ya know i never thought this thread would cause so much crap

 

[Limitool]

Been there done that... just take 1/2 a viagra, it's just enough to assist with your problem, but not so much you can't zip back up.

Well guy.... I never thought about viagra and cold deer hunting going together? But I guess you'd have had to be there to totally understand the humor. Cold fingers, long range and a short hose...? AND... a hunting buddy listening to me ***** because I couldn't get a "handle" on the problem... BUT, IT ALL WORKED OUT!!!

 

[Number9]

As you get older... you need to get smarter. You need to #2 before you leave the house!

Now.. if I know I'm going to be at a location that doesn't have a place to #1 with a lot of people around...
I use an external catheter without a bag. I run the hose to the inside of my foot... yes, it will work no matter how much clothes you'r wearing! .. and no body knows!

 

[Brother Al]

I Love this forum and All the great folks who post on it. Where else are you going to be laughing while reading 4 pages of crap?

 

[G.I.B.]

I Love this forum and All the great folks who post on it. Where else are you going to be laughing while reading 4 pages of crap?

Sorry Al, but crap would require a bigger hose.

(Unless you just ate a lot of hot sauce on your burrito)

 

[Dave N Japan]

WW II Gunner

 

[diggummup]

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I will never forget the time my little brother used poison ivy when we were kids out camping. Poor guy, lol.

 

[BigWaveDave]

As you get older... you need to get smarter. You need to #2 before you leave the house!

Now.. if I know I'm going to be at a location that doesn't have a place to #1 with a lot of people around...
I use an external catheter without a bag. I run the hose to the inside of my foot... yes, it will work no matter how much clothes you'r wearing! .. and no body knows!

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That's genius!
I'm gonna try that....I only ever wear shorts, so I need a shorter tube.
Wait, that probably won't work.

 

[Tradertom]

This whole thing sounds like a lot of crap to me.

 

[boogeyman]

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Gotta get me one of those!!!!!

Heck! I'd probably try riding it down the road with a video camera just to catch the looks on peoples faces! It'd probably make a top selling u tube vid!!!!!

 

[boogeyman]

What if you don't have a cat?

Ahhh , use the dog?

 

[boogeyman]

I got to bite my tongue, this is a family outfit, but I got some stuff that is funny as heck, I'm chuckling as I think about it, and probably we all have funny stories along those lines. Just not here, but if we are ever having a beer, and telling tales, I got a couple of good ones. Like the guy skinny dipping in the cold water. And what the ladies said when he came out. Sorry, it's funny, but I can't go on.

And the guys response was......... "It was a sad sad day, my best friend died in a cave in......."

 

[Kwillie]

Wolly world makes BW's i.e but wipes carry some, be glad you did.

 

[bowser]

I always carry Dunkin Donuts knapkins, there free and color cordinated

 

[cruiserkev]

I treasure hunt, off-road, hike and backpack in some very remote places and have no issues doing my "business" outside. For years I have carried a few small TP bundles in a zip lock bag just in case. Best ones are the TP packets that come in US military MREs. Small, lightweight and biodegrade quickly. These have literally "saved my ass" hundreds of times.

 

[Duckshot]

O.k., which one of you pranksters have been leaving silver dimes in your latrines?