BuckleBoy
Gold Member
I went diggin and got lost...so I bought a GPS.
But that didn't do the trick, so I drew maps and put 'em in my vest pockets.
I went diggin and got sunburned...so I bought a hat.
But that didn't solve the problem, so I had to put on sunscreen too.
I went diggin and got poison ivy...so I bought gloves.
But that didn't do the trick, so I bought a tight-fitting shirt made out of polyester to cover my arms.
I went diggin and picked up ticks...so I bought spray.
But that didn't fix the problem, so I tucked my pants into my boots and bought a head net.
I went diggin and got ate up by chiggers...so I bought special shoes and a different kind of bug spray.
But that didn't do it, so I bought flea collars to wear around my ankles.
Then I happened to look in the mirror on my way out the door one day...
and I thought to myself "I look so STUPID!"
But that didn't do the trick, so I drew maps and put 'em in my vest pockets.
I went diggin and got sunburned...so I bought a hat.
But that didn't solve the problem, so I had to put on sunscreen too.
I went diggin and got poison ivy...so I bought gloves.
But that didn't do the trick, so I bought a tight-fitting shirt made out of polyester to cover my arms.
I went diggin and picked up ticks...so I bought spray.
But that didn't fix the problem, so I tucked my pants into my boots and bought a head net.
I went diggin and got ate up by chiggers...so I bought special shoes and a different kind of bug spray.
But that didn't do it, so I bought flea collars to wear around my ankles.
Then I happened to look in the mirror on my way out the door one day...
and I thought to myself "I look so STUPID!"