How many group posters does it take to change a light bulb?
1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has ben changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
53 to flame the spell checkers
41 to correct spelling/grammar flames
6 to argue whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb"
Another 6 to condemnthose 6 as anal-retentive
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
15 know-it-alls who claim "they" were in the industry and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct
156 to e-mail the participant's ISPs complainingthat they are in violation of their "acceptable use policy"
109 to post that this group is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb group
203 to demand that cross posting to hardware forum, off-topic forum, and lightbulb group about changing bulbs be stopped.
111 to defend the posting to this group saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts "are" to this group
306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best bulbs, what brand light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty
27 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
14 to post that the URL's wre posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's
3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevent to this group which makes light bulbs to this group
33 to link all posts to date. quotethem in their entirety including all headers and signatures. and add "me too"
12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because the cannot handle the light bulb contreversy
19 to quote the "Me too's" to say "Me three"
4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ
44 to ask what is a "FAQ"
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
143 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again...
Please understand that this is all in good fun and is not meant to offend a single person that might get all the way to the bottom. HH and Keep Smilin'
1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has ben changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
53 to flame the spell checkers
41 to correct spelling/grammar flames
6 to argue whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb"
Another 6 to condemnthose 6 as anal-retentive
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
15 know-it-alls who claim "they" were in the industry and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct
156 to e-mail the participant's ISPs complainingthat they are in violation of their "acceptable use policy"
109 to post that this group is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb group
203 to demand that cross posting to hardware forum, off-topic forum, and lightbulb group about changing bulbs be stopped.
111 to defend the posting to this group saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts "are" to this group
306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best bulbs, what brand light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty
27 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
14 to post that the URL's wre posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's
3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevent to this group which makes light bulbs to this group
33 to link all posts to date. quotethem in their entirety including all headers and signatures. and add "me too"
12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because the cannot handle the light bulb contreversy
19 to quote the "Me too's" to say "Me three"
4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ
44 to ask what is a "FAQ"
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
143 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again...
Please understand that this is all in good fun and is not meant to offend a single person that might get all the way to the bottom. HH and Keep Smilin'
