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Mike(Mont)
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I guy sees an old whiskey bottle so he picks it up and pulls open the cork to get the last sip. A genie pops out and says he gets three wishes but whatever you wish for I"ll give two to every lawyer in the country. So the guy says I want a million dollars. The genie reminds him that every lawyer will get two million then grants his wish. I want a four wheel drive. So the genie grants him a four wheel drive and all the lawyers get two. Last wish he thinks for a while and says, I always wanted to donate a kidney.
