digging wv
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A woman walked into her kitchen to find her husband quietly moving about with a fly swatter in hand. She asked him what he was doing and he replied, "Hunting Flys". So she asked, "Kill Any?" He answered, "Yep, Three males and two females". The wife, somewhat puzzled, asked him how he could tell the difference. He told her, "It was easy, three were on my beer and two were on the phone". 
