Glenns5900
Sr. Member
- Dec 14, 2005
- 269
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- Detector(s) used
- Whites 5900 Di Pro (not SL) Old, but still good
My cousin sent this to me and I HAD to put it up here.
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A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two
black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
Naturally the doctor asked him, 'What happened to you?'
'Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult
hole, we both sliced our balls into a cow pasture.' We went to look for them
and while I was looking around I noticed one of the cows had something white
at its rear end.' 'I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there
was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of
the cow's butt.'
Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours!'
'I don't remember much after that....'
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A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two
black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
Naturally the doctor asked him, 'What happened to you?'
'Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult
hole, we both sliced our balls into a cow pasture.' We went to look for them
and while I was looking around I noticed one of the cows had something white
at its rear end.' 'I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there
was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of
the cow's butt.'
Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours!'
'I don't remember much after that....'
