Good....Better......Best

[Gypsy Heart]

GOOD

Madison, WI policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but
wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the problem - a 12-year-old
boy
was standing up the road with a hand painted sign, which read "RADAR
TRAP
AHEAD". The officer also found the boy had an accomplice who was a bit
further down the road
with a sign reading "TIPS" and a bucket full of money.

(And we used to just sell lemonade!)

BETTER

A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an
automated radar post in La Crosse, WI. A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being a wise guy, he sent the police department a picture of $40. The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.
BEST

A Young woman was pulled over for speeding. A Wisconsin State
Trooper
walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, "I
bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the State Trooper's Ball. "He
replied,
"Wisconsin State Troopers don't have balls."
There was a moment of silence.
He then closed his book, got back in
his patrol car and left.

 

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[ashleen]

ROFL!

 

[Spitfire Reddie]

LOL!

 

[Salvager]

FUNNY!!!!!!

 

[Michigan Badger]

I don't get it? Please explain this to me.

Badger

 

[Gypsy Heart]

I don't get it? Please explain this to me.

Badger

Badger ....By chance were you ever a Wisconsin Patrolman?

 

[bcs123]

A Young woman was pulled over for speeding. A Wisconsin State
Trooper
walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, "I
bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the State Trooper's Ball. "He
replied,
"Wisconsin State Troopers don't have balls."
There was a moment of silence.
He then closed his book, got back in
his patrol car and left.

thats freakin funny