You could have cut his legs off and fried em up. They taste like chicken!
I remember when I was 18, (legal drinking age back then), I was out at a creek swimming with some friends and of course we had some beer. I got one drunk one time! You should have seen him there trying to hop and he couldn't move and his legs just flopped backwards!
After an hour he sobered up and slooowly jumped/hopped out of where we were at. I can only imagine what he told his other frog friends!
"Man, you wouldn't believe what happened to me this morning! I was out jumping/hopping along and some giant human caught me and poured some liquid down my mouth, next thing I knew the earth was spinning and I couldn't move and my legs just flopped back when I was trying to jump/hop! Don't bother me for a while because I got one heck of a headache!"
well get jumped on by a frog is nothing to warty about --you will be toadly ok, you will not croak from it , next time just jump KNEE DEEP in the water and you will be fine . tell the cops the preps name is------ Kermit D Frogg--- and he. s sorta bug eyed