mikeofaustin
Bronze Member
((can't remember where I read it))
A older man that owns a large expanse of land had a swimming hole on his property. Beside this swimming hole was fruit trees, a picnic area with thick grass for lying in the sun, picnic tables, and just a really great place to spend a Sunday. He hadn't visited this place in a while, so he decided to visit it again and carried a bucket with him to bring some fruits back to the house. Upon walking up to the swimming hole, he notices some women skinny dipping on his land without permission. The ladies see him and say, "Hey, you pervert, we're not getting out of this pond until you leave". At which time he holds up his bucket and replies, "No don't worry about me, I'm just here to feed the gators".
A older man that owns a large expanse of land had a swimming hole on his property. Beside this swimming hole was fruit trees, a picnic area with thick grass for lying in the sun, picnic tables, and just a really great place to spend a Sunday. He hadn't visited this place in a while, so he decided to visit it again and carried a bucket with him to bring some fruits back to the house. Upon walking up to the swimming hole, he notices some women skinny dipping on his land without permission. The ladies see him and say, "Hey, you pervert, we're not getting out of this pond until you leave". At which time he holds up his bucket and replies, "No don't worry about me, I'm just here to feed the gators".
