(green card question)

[metal mania]

say I wanted to be a beach bum living on some sunny beach in the USA cause the UK 2 bleeding cold would I get a green card for being a self employed treasure seeker.

Now would it be worth buying a detector and turning up at the white house claiming special justification due to the special relationship.

Or would I get my butt booted back to the UK.

 

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[stefen]

Lets start with a sunny beach in the US of A...only year round sunny beach would probably be in the Hawaaian Islands...lots of tourists on Waikiki Beach...only fallback is the Beach Bunnies are a distractant...

Florida and the Carolina beaches are the same as Southern California...warm summer waters and frigid in the fall and winter seasons...

Now, as to the White House...its fenced and not open to the public except for tours...They are a little touchy with anybody carrying anything remotely looking like a weapon...although wearing a hat made from aluminum foil might get you some immediate attention...

Get too aggresive and the boot may be to tourist accommodations at the Guatamino Hotel, Cuba...Food is Ok but they don't serve pork..Muslim's guests have dietary issues...

As for the Green Card...be better if you were a student or had a job...not sure the Gov would buy a self-employed beach bum status...

Hell, come as a tourist then get lost in the crowd...or fly to Tijuana and cross at San Ysidro into San Diego...

And your last choice is to buy some long johns (American made of course) to keep your buns warm and stay in the UK...

 

[spartacus53]

Green Cards / Work Visa's, etc.

There is no real need to jump through any hoops, or go though any red tape at this time.

You can obtain many of these cards buried in a box of cereal you buy here

 

[BigBeefy]

If it were this easy to be a treasure bum, I'd already be there.
Just not feasible. Good thinking tho.