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[Spitfire Reddie]

13 PIECES OF ADVICE TO BE PASSED ON TO YOUR DAUGHTERS, SISTERS, FEMALE FRIENDS, NIECES, DAUGHTERS-IN-LAW, FUTURE DAUGHTERS-IN-LAW

1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.

2. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.

3. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.

4. Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway.

5. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.

6. Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

7. Best way to get a man to do something, is to suggest he is too old for it.

8. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

9. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.

10. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.

11. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him checkbooks.

12. Remember, a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes.It means that you laugh at his.

13. Sadly, all men are created equal.

 

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[Spitfire Reddie]

Why are all dumb blonde jokes one-liners?
So men can understand them.


What is the difference between government bonds and men?
Government bonds mature.


What's the best way to force a man to do sit-ups?
Put the remote control between his toes


What's the difference between a man and E.T.?
E.T. phoned home.


Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than for women?
When it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there.



How do men exercise at the beach?
By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.


What does a man consider to be a seven-course meal?
A hot dog and a six-pack.


How are men like noodles?
They are always in hot water, they lack taste, and they need dough.


Why is it good that there are female astronauts?
When the crew gets lost in space, at least the women will ask for directions.

 

[hollowpointred]

.........i especially like the ET joke!

 

[Spitfire Reddie]

 

[Mighty AP]

Sounds like you have issues with men Reddie, I sympathize with you & agree 100%! In fact, heres a pic of me at a feminist rally taken a few weeks ago.................Im the one in the back with the orange sign!
Im feeling much better now but cant wait to get this cast off my leg................& my arm..............& my other arm..........

 

[hollowpointred]

Sounds like you have issues with men Reddie, I sympathize with you & agree 100%! In fact, heres a pic of me at a feminist rally taken a few weeks ago.................Im the one in the back with the orange sign!

aaahahahahaha!!! oh my god that is funny!!!

 

[Spitfire Reddie]

Sounds like some guys on here have issues with females too ,so i counter attack ! Whats good for the goose..................

 

[Mighty AP]

Im just playin around Reddie! LQ doesnt take ANY of that macho he-man crap from me! (although I try to throw it her way every now & again)

 

[Spitfire Reddie]

I know you are ! LOL but when guys keep putting silly jokes about women i gotta do somethin'
My hubby is a wise man ....................he stays back and lets me have my rants .Ahhhh he's my Cherokee sweetheart !

 

[Spitfire Reddie]

Heres a better one AP
mmmm.............AP you need a napkin buddy ?? LOL




Now look don't anyone take all these jokes seriously !

I sympathize with you & agree 100%! In fact, heres a pic of me at a feminist rally taken a few weeks ago.................Im the one in the back with the orange sign!

 

[Spitfire Reddie]

Red...

Quote: "Why is it good that there are female astronauts?
When the crew gets lost in space, at least the women will ask for directions."

And who will she ask?!! A man!

More later..

Ah ! A wise question me matey ,but i sees that Spitfire Reddie the pirate girl would ask the little green females fer directions ! LOL
(its national talk like a pirate day )

 

[Spitfire Reddie]

Hey if i didn't pick on all you varmints that would mean i didn't like ye !!

(i like using old country slang its so old fashioned ) !! LOL !!

 

[Mighty AP]

I like yer new monicer Reddie............you are a lil spitfire & we like gals with spunk! Do you drink at all? I'd bet you get a little crazy, love to see ya buckin n' wingin in the rafters! LOL

 

[Spitfire Reddie]

I like yer new monicer Reddie............you are a lil spitfire & we like gals with spunk! Do you drink at all? I'd bet you get a little crazy, love to see ya buckin n' wingin in the rafters! LOL

I drink very little AP . Maybe a shot of Wild Turkey 108 proof once in a blue moon.My wildlyness is completely natural
and so is my swinging from the rafters.

 

[gord]

Red...

Quote: "Why is it good that there are female astronauts?
When the crew gets lost in space, at least the women will ask for directions."

And who will she ask?!! A man!

More later..

Ah ! A wise question me matey ,but i sees that Spitfire Reddie the pirate girl would ask the little green females fer directions ! LOL
(its national talk like a pirate day )

And she'll roll down the window to ask, too.

 

[Spitfire Reddie]

Red...

Quote: "Why is it good that there are female astronauts?
When the crew gets lost in space, at least the women will ask for directions."

And who will she ask?!! A man!

More later..

Ah ! A wise question me matey ,but i sees that Spitfire Reddie the pirate girl would ask the little green females fer directions ! LOL
(its national talk like a pirate day )

And she'll roll down the window to ask, too.

i think i would have enough sense to know NOT to roll down the window in outter space !