Heaven or Hell

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Mike(Mont)

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A guy dies and goes to Hell. He is sitting there feeling miserable when the Devil walks up.

Devil: Why so sad?

Man: Well, it is Hell, you know.

D: Hell is not all bad, We have lots of fun down here.

Do you like to drink? Tonight is Tuesday night free drinks. Drink all you want and you never get a hang over

cause your already dead.

M: Gee, that not so bad.

D: Do you like to gamble? Wednesday night is gambling night.

You can gamble all you want and never have to worry about owing a thing.

It's all on the house.

D; Do you like drugs? Thursday night is free, all you want, anything.

M: Wow, this is great!

D: Are you gay?

M: No way!

D: Oooooooh...Fridays are gonna be tough.
 

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