Chug And Red
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- Feb 18, 2010
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>
> Holiday Season Hangover Ratings
>
> One Star Hangover (*)
> No pain. No real feeling of illness. You're able to
> function relatively well. However, you are still
> parched. You can drink 5 sodas and still feel this
> way. For some reason, you are craving a steak and
> fries.
>
> Two Star Hangover (**)
> No pain, but something is definitely amiss. You may
> look okay, but you have the mental capacity of a
> staple gun. The coffee you are chugging is only
> increasing the violence in your rumbling gut, which
> is still tossing around the fruity pancake from the
> 3:00 AM Waffle House excursion. There is some
> definite havoc being wreaked upon your bowels.
>
>
> Three Star Hangover (***)
> Slight headache. Stomach feels crappy. You are
> definitely not productive. Anytime a girl walks by,
> you gag because her perfume reminds you of the
> flavored schnapps shots your alcoholic friends dared
> you to drink. Life would be better right now if you
> were home in your bed watching Lucy reruns. You've
> had 4 cups of coffee, a gallon of water, 3 iced teas
> and a Diet Coke...yet you haven't peed once.
>
>
> Four Star Hangover (****)
> Life sucks. Your head is throbbing. You can't speak
> too quickly or else you might puke. Your boss has
> already lambasted you for being late and has given
> you a lecture for reeking of booze. You wore nice
> clothes. Men, you can't hide the fact that you only
> shaved one side of your face. Ladies, it looks like
> you put your make-up on while riding the bumper
> cars. Your eyes look like one big red vein, and even
> your hair hurts. Your sphincter is in perpetual
> spasm, and the first of about five shits you take
> during the day brings water to the eyes of everyone
> who enters the
> bathroom.
>
> Five Star Hangover (*****)
> You have a second heartbeat in your head, which is
> actually annoying the employee in the next cube.
> Vodka vapor is seepin out of every pore and making
> you dizzy. You still have toothpaste crust in the
> corners of your mouth from brushing your teeth in an
> attempt to get the remnants of the poop fairy out.
> Your body has lost the ability to generate saliva so
> your tongue is suffocating you. You don't have the
> foggiest idea as to the identity of the stranger you
> found passed out in your bed this morning. Any
> attempt to defecate results in a fire hose-like
> discharge of alcohol scented fluid with a rare
> "floater" thrown in. The sole purpose of this
> floater seems to be to splash the toilet water all
> over your a$$. Death sounds pretty good about right
> now....
>
> Sounds like a Thursday doesn't it?
>
> Red
>
> Holiday Season Hangover Ratings
>
> One Star Hangover (*)
> No pain. No real feeling of illness. You're able to
> function relatively well. However, you are still
> parched. You can drink 5 sodas and still feel this
> way. For some reason, you are craving a steak and
> fries.
>
> Two Star Hangover (**)
> No pain, but something is definitely amiss. You may
> look okay, but you have the mental capacity of a
> staple gun. The coffee you are chugging is only
> increasing the violence in your rumbling gut, which
> is still tossing around the fruity pancake from the
> 3:00 AM Waffle House excursion. There is some
> definite havoc being wreaked upon your bowels.
>
>
> Three Star Hangover (***)
> Slight headache. Stomach feels crappy. You are
> definitely not productive. Anytime a girl walks by,
> you gag because her perfume reminds you of the
> flavored schnapps shots your alcoholic friends dared
> you to drink. Life would be better right now if you
> were home in your bed watching Lucy reruns. You've
> had 4 cups of coffee, a gallon of water, 3 iced teas
> and a Diet Coke...yet you haven't peed once.
>
>
> Four Star Hangover (****)
> Life sucks. Your head is throbbing. You can't speak
> too quickly or else you might puke. Your boss has
> already lambasted you for being late and has given
> you a lecture for reeking of booze. You wore nice
> clothes. Men, you can't hide the fact that you only
> shaved one side of your face. Ladies, it looks like
> you put your make-up on while riding the bumper
> cars. Your eyes look like one big red vein, and even
> your hair hurts. Your sphincter is in perpetual
> spasm, and the first of about five shits you take
> during the day brings water to the eyes of everyone
> who enters the
> bathroom.
>
> Five Star Hangover (*****)
> You have a second heartbeat in your head, which is
> actually annoying the employee in the next cube.
> Vodka vapor is seepin out of every pore and making
> you dizzy. You still have toothpaste crust in the
> corners of your mouth from brushing your teeth in an
> attempt to get the remnants of the poop fairy out.
> Your body has lost the ability to generate saliva so
> your tongue is suffocating you. You don't have the
> foggiest idea as to the identity of the stranger you
> found passed out in your bed this morning. Any
> attempt to defecate results in a fire hose-like
> discharge of alcohol scented fluid with a rare
> "floater" thrown in. The sole purpose of this
> floater seems to be to splash the toilet water all
> over your a$$. Death sounds pretty good about right
> now....
>
> Sounds like a Thursday doesn't it?
>
> Red
>
